She Had Five Kittens! They All Seem Healthy!

Best comeback ever

Okay I just thought out the best comeback ever because some annoying kids called me retarded in the hall I thought of this after I came home

Jerk: Retard!

You: Yeah? So what, maybe I'm dyslexic too! Because I'm finding trouble figuring out whether it's just your usual Dull shit or if it's Bullshit that's coming from your mouth!

My mom sighed and shook her head pointing out that we used the wrong blood for the sacrifice as she left the room I shook off my shock and turned a glare to the twins Austin and Lillian they quickly looked away they had a farm with a goat on it and said that they would be able to bring some of his blood 'well you see what happened was' Lillian started 'we just couldn't bear to do it' Austin said 'then where did you get the blood from?' I asked scrutinizing them 'well it might have been tomato sauce' they said I dragged my hand down my face I should have know they where to kind to actually harm anything so instead of summoning a demon we summoned a random health nut who just so happened to be my mom I guess I'll just have to do it myself next time if I actually want to see my sister

You and your friends decide to try and summon a demon at your sleepover. You are completely stunned when your mother appears in the middle of the room when the ritual is finished.

YOU hates terfs

Okay so I was playing Pocket Morty's and I played the game awhile back and stopped playing (I don't remember why) for quite a bit so the mortys I caught where kinda high tier because I caught them before some updates but I'm also kind of really bad at the game so all my mortys where dazed except one who was at half health so I decided to try and see if I could grind a bit before he got dazed I didn't want to wast my items before a boss fight and I accidentally walked right in front of a trainer npc who challenged me I didn't really care as I thought I was going to lose so I half-assed it but right when I was on the npc's last morty (mine a level 10 scissor type his a level 9 rock type) his was on a fourth of his health mine at about 15 my attack missed and his hit and I just thought 'okay I'm dead' but my morty's hp landed on ONE and I attacked and the npc's morty died and mine grew a level and I just died laughing

TLTR: walked into a trainer battle with one morty at half hp walked out a level higher with four hp

My cats pregnant, and I just realized that it gives me more kitty to pet!!!? How did I just realize that now?! She's so fluffy!

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

Fic Hunt!!

Does anyone know that one DC x DP where Danny finds himself in another dimension and it's just a man hunt for him?

What he doesn't know is that this world omegaverse so people seeing this scentless, packless, homeless child who just won't stop running makes them all panic and try to catch him

uhhh... hello??? I'm Chris, nice to meet you.

For the first time, I put something in the tumblr. An unusual experience, I will say.

I'm going to draw here, okay??? I'm ashamed to show my artwork, but I just want to advance.

I've been planning to post my work for a long time, so yes. I would be grateful for your assessment.

Good luck!

(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......

I'm so glad rivet got this I was worried something happened! (I'm the person that drew nove,chomper,and sunflower I lost the password for my old acount when I got a new phone)

Ok im sorry for the lighting, but this is nove and her readers chomper and sunflower, she’s almost as bad at names as asgore,

Chomper is mostly aggressive but he is also quiet

Sunflower is a companion and creative reader

Awwww, they’re so cute! Thanks for sharing with me!