I'm In Actual Tears, To Think That People (cops) That Your Parents Told You To Trust If You Were Lost

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who here wants my

Social security number?!!!!

Huh, well what do you know

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

This is so adorable I might write something for this later

The witch in the gingerbread house doesn’t eat children, she doesn’t even harm them. She protects them. She takes abused and abandoned children under her wing, teaches them her craft and releases them into the world as strong young witches and wizards with a kiss on the forehead and an invitation to return whenever they like for comfort, support, or even just a slice of cake. No, the witch in the gingerbread house doesn’t eat children. She eats their parents.

YOU hates terfs

My favorite version of this is when the Whumper celebrates, but at the wrong time or with the wrong number on the cake. Maybe a slightly higher number to freak Whumpee out about how long they've been with Whumper. Or, my absolute favorite, on the wrong date, and they both know it's wrong, but that was Whumpees old birth date! Their new birthday is the anniversary of coming into Whumpers care of course, maybe even accurate number of candles counting every single year they've been with Whumper.

Birthdays in Whump Stories

-of course, the Whumpee who’s never had a birthday party. The cake, the gifts, just the idea that someone, anyone, was happy that they existed is enough to bring them to tears.

-Whumpee who doesn’t know how old they are, just a general guess, and of course their birthday is even more of a mystery, so they celebrate something else instead as a “birthday”. The day they escaped Whumper, the day they met Caretaker, the day they felt reborn or like they’d become who they should be.

-Whumpee who dreads their birthday because Whumper taunts them for it, torturing them in increments equal to their age or mockeries of birthday traditions like poisoned cake or painful party games.

-Whumpee who’d not celebrated in years because it didn’t feel safe to. It felt like anything good in their life always got taken away, so they avoid any kind of celebration or excitement, but when a small trinket or treat is pressed into their hand, a smile and a whispered “Happy Birthday” from a friend, they can’t help the rush of warmth from it.

-Caretaker feeling hollow as Whumpees birthday passed by and they were still missing. They still keep a box of cake mix in the pantry, just in case, hoping that this might be the day that Whumpee is found.

-Whumpee surprising Caretaker for their birthday! Especially if Caretaker is always so focused on Whumpee that they forgot their own birthday, or Whumpee had previously been too scared to do anything other than obey orders. So not only is it an act of love, it’s an act of healing and growth.

-Whumper offering Whumpee an “olive branch” on their birthday, especially if they’re more of the obsessive/intimate Whumpers. Feeding Whumpee cake off of their fork and gifting them trinkets and treats that are obviously more for Whumpers benefit than theirs.

-Whumpee celebrating their birthday alone after escaping Whumper, blowing out a single candle stuck through a store bought little treat, and trying to keep their head up. The idea of living another year is bitter and complicated, but they have to keep their head up, they have to. They didn’t struggle so hard to give up now.

-Whumpee forcing Whumpee to throw them a birthday party. Whumpee terrified of not meeting their very high standards, stringing up streamers with shaking hands and trying to bake a cake without burning themselves or it but every time there’s a moment of stillness, their mind is gone again.

-Whumper using a birthday invitation to kidnap Whumpee, luring them to a different location and abducting them.

-Caretaker finding that Whumpee had written in Whumpers birthday on their shared calendar, and debating taking it off or asking about it.

-Whumpee being given a birthday wish by Whumper and using it to call Caretaker, to tell them they loved them. Maybe that’s all they’re able to do, or maybe Caretaker is able to use the clues in the call to find them. Maybe Whumpee is willing to risk the punishment they’ll get to tell Caretaker a clue that only they would understand.

-Whumpee being given as a birthday gift from one Whumper to another, and the new Whumper being horrified at the previous treatment they received and becoming more of a Carewhumper.

-Or! Whumpee being given as a birthday gift to Caretaker, who has to play along in front of people but behind closed doors, cares for and protects Whumpee as much as they can. Whumpees confusion between the two versions of Caretaker and how to behave, how to feel.

Just, endless possibilities.

I'm reblogging this because I hope that by the time I get to collage I will remember this so I don't starve to death to afford book

Wooooo! Three years!

sans undertale is 3 years old

Okay, so I don't post to often myself, but I'm pissed and I need to get this off my chest, feel free to ignore it.

So today was Thanksgiving! Me and my grandmother spent the last week buying tons of groceries, despite our very limited budget, and cooking the entire Thanksgiving meal. The day was pretty great as most of our close family showed up, even my aunt who dosent actually come very often to these kind of things!

The thing is, after I cleaned up everything for my grandma while she napped, she found that several of her medications were taken, most of it wasn't too important, EXECPT for the pain meds for her chronic nerve pain! The entire bottle is gone! And even worse she can't even get it refilled for almost an entire month as it's too expensive without insurance.

Honestly I'm just So angry, I like to think the best of people, especially my family, and to think that one, or more, of them would betray our trust like this is just infuriating! And while we're pretty sure we KNOW who took it, we don't have any proof, and their the kind of person to turn it around and make it out like their the victim.

I just can't understand doing such a thing to your family, especially to someone as selfless and caring as my grandma.

TL;DR- family member stole my grandma's pain meds and I'm pissed about it.

Again, I'm really just getting this off my chest, so feel free to ignore.

Okay so I was playing Pocket Morty's and I played the game awhile back and stopped playing (I don't remember why) for quite a bit so the mortys I caught where kinda high tier because I caught them before some updates but I'm also kind of really bad at the game so all my mortys where dazed except one who was at half health so I decided to try and see if I could grind a bit before he got dazed I didn't want to wast my items before a boss fight and I accidentally walked right in front of a trainer npc who challenged me I didn't really care as I thought I was going to lose so I half-assed it but right when I was on the npc's last morty (mine a level 10 scissor type his a level 9 rock type) his was on a fourth of his health mine at about 15 my attack missed and his hit and I just thought 'okay I'm dead' but my morty's hp landed on ONE and I attacked and the npc's morty died and mine grew a level and I just died laughing

TLTR: walked into a trainer battle with one morty at half hp walked out a level higher with four hp