Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here
Perks of winter:
- Cold and snowy :D
- Fun to skate on ice
- Aurora Borealis
Cons of winter:
- Cold :(
- My vitamin D is low again (probably)
- Also the snow got in my boots and now my socks are cold and wet and I hate it
people always want a country boy this farm with my wife that until you're waking up at three am to start sowing seeds and feed the cows
could you draw Shadow with Maria? please
ARK Siblings
picketing terf conferences is OUT, releasing 6000 live crickets into the audience of a terf conference and watching chaos erupt as everyone scrambles to evacuate is IN
let him talk moomin
Moomin has got Snufkin on the brain again!
Plot of Moomin
after all, who wants to be loved by a silly old dragon?