PLS I CACKLED AT SAMPO AND BLADES TROPES

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luka runs cold. this is an undeniable state of fact. his body is not as… refined, despite his owner's claims that he is genetically superior compared to the rest of his peers. a younger luka had once scoffed at the thought.

superiority, he mused back then, meant nothing if he could barely lift a kilo on his own, if his own body couldn't even regulate its own temperature or maintain the circulation of his blood.

but now luka finds that he has much less cause to complain when your palms press his soft, delicate hands between the warmth of them. he likes sitting backstage before his performances, eyes fluttered close as you rub his hands between your own and murmur soft reassurances to him, a habit you've never quite managed to shake from your days of watching him backstage during his first season on alien stage.

now luka rules the stage, toying with his fellow performers' hearts and minds, but he still depends on your devotion all the same.

Naruto: So, Kakashi-sensei, how did you fall in love with Y/n-sensei?

Kakashi: Our eyes met…and everything else was fleeting.

Sakura: Y/n-sensei, how did you meet Kakashi-sensei?

You: oh, we were kids and I punched him. He looked at me weird.

It was trend from twitter, but let it be here too🙏

I was late for sunburn meme but consider-

(meanwhile Neuvi wondering where his lumitoiles went...)

orv hcs for yjh,kdj or the Mr baldy monkey? Can be abt whatever you want

Some physical affection headcanons it is.

— Is touchy in a passive way. I know what you're thinking? How can someone be touchy passively? I'm glad you asked because I'm happy to elaborate: he always wants you within arm's reach, and on his lap is preferable. He's disinterested in everything and everyone, but whenever you stray too far out of his watch, he gets a little irritable.

He's not conscious of that, but others know to not ask anything of him when you're not around. Well, they can ask but their luck would've been increased tremendously if you were within the general vicinity.

&. Treats you like his personal plush toy, especially if you let him wrap his arms around you. He will squeeze and nuzzle and even more squeeze when something exciting happens. Whatever torment he does to his hair will be redirected towards you. He's actually not much of a kisser. If you initiated it, he will return the favour readily. However, if he has to do it himself, he gets... lazy.

Likes little jaw and neck kisses, on you or on him, it doesn't matter. He also likes it when you kiss the area below his ear and he likes it whenever his kisses make you shiver. It's adorable, make him want to squeeze you more.

&. He also idly gets handsy if he has to sit watching the scenarios for too long. Has a bad habit of fondling you during those moments. He's not even aware of what he's doing, just that you're there and well his hands get restless.

It's generally not a problem unless you make it so. If you have boobs, he likes using yours as a stress toy. Squish squish—He does manage to stay pretty proper while staying with his seniors, but once the two of you are alone, it's a free game for him.

&. If you want anything from him, it's best to ask while he's distracted. He almost certainly always says yes if you asked during those times. To this point, he has agreed to so many things he doesn't remember doing that he just goes along with whatever plan you said he promised to do with you.

Unless it's really bothersome, of course. If that's the case, he'd argue that he'd never agree to that in the first place.

&. Thinks it's adorable and funny when you get mad at him. Like... honestly, what do you even want him to do? He acts true to himself and he never once lies to you about any expectation. If he's wrong about it, then he will apologize but like... he's rarely wrong, you know. So if you get mad, that seems like a you problem.

However, he's quick to pacify you about it, albeit only after teasing you a little. If you get mad from his teasing then he finds it even funnier, please don't give him more ammo.

&. Likes taking naps with you whenever possible. He's strong enough that his time training doesn't really add to anything. Which... happens to open up a lot of free time for him. Usually goes around creating mischief or naps during these times. If you're anywhere close, you're getting nabbed into a midday nap with him.

Won't let you go until he gets his fill either. The best bet is that you stay with him until he falls asleep then somehow get your escape while he's unaware.

&. Is not jealous by nature. Not a lot of things can rile him up... unless his hair is involved. Then, it's another matter entirely. However, he does get a little territorial. He doesn't like it when anyone tramples upon his territory. Frankly, it's disrespectful and ignorant. As if they don't even know who he is.

He usually squashed any attempt to bother you pretty quickly. Usually, a glare or a release of his Status does the trick. Other than that, he doesn't really bother himself unless he's required to physically intervene. It's often nasty when that happens.

&. He often has a hand on you when the two of you are out together anyway so it's not like people don't know who you're dating >:[ How dare!!

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

original character in chinese wuxia style of 旋风博文

yakuza boss’s daughter!reader who lives as nothing more than your father’s bargaining chip. beautiful, young, and with a powerful family name, he wants to marry you off to the highest bidder. however, there’s a “curse” that seems to follow you.

on the night of your first wedding and every wedding after that, the groom ends up murdered. you don’t know who’s behind the murders or why; all you know is that this harbinger of death might unknowingly be your guardian angel.

when a young, bold new boss takes over an established group, this cocky newcomer wants to prove that he doesn’t shy away from challenges. it’s why he proposes to you, and more than happy to get rid of you, your father agrees. either this new kid gets killed or you finally become some other man’s problem. it’s a win-win.

tired of this life and the men in it, no one knows that you’ve been secretly finding ways to reach out to your husband-to-be’s assassin. on the night of your wedding, the hitman’s coming. this time, he’s taking you out.

only, the masked man who breaks into your room on the night before your wedding doesn’t come to kill you like you’ve planned. instead, he’s got you frozen in fear and anticipation on your bed as he stalks closer and closer to you, his steps slow and deliberate.

“i didn’t save your life all those times just for you to request for me to come kill you.” the deep timber of his voice sounds familiar. sounds like the voice you’ve heard negotiating with your father over the speaker of his phone…

he’s removing his mask as the bed creaks below the two of you; his knees sink into the mattress, his body above yours. even in the dark, even after all these years, you recognize him. it’s character, the young orphan boy you remember seeing in the halls, taken under some underboss’s wing. the two of you used to play together. he had been frail and starved, beaten and scarred. you had been dragged away from him and forbidden to see him ever again when you were caught with him, and ever since that day, you never saw him again. but it’s him, you know it’s him. he has the same kind eyes.

you whisper his name curiously, and he smiles.

“so you do remember me.” and he leans down, his face so close to yours. “surely death couldn’t be better than marrying me, right? after all, everything i’ve done so far was all for you.”