Everyone Who Reblogs This

My flannel is made of girlfriend material, I think it would look great on you

Me? A vegan? Oh honey no, I’m a vagitarian and I’ve got my sights set on my next meal.

Heh, you think my writing’s great - you should feel what I can do with my tongue.

Oko ninjah (things lesbians say)

“I was recently diagnosed with a rare disease called cryoaudiovascularia. It prohibits proper blood flow to the ears, causing them to slowly freeze and fall off, slowly spreading to the inner ear and finally to the brain. There is no known cure, except one. My ears need to be constantly warmed, and the only known material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl. So I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons.”

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I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

I got a crush on a band chick and this happened

Kara can’t resist Lena’s pick up lines

are you a pokemon? cuz i want a pikachu

hey girl are you a lesbian because

please?