I Hate Myself

pick up line #13

are you a troye sivan poster? cause i could make out with you all day

Girl:*walks up to my crowded table* Hey guys, is there anywhere I can sit?

Me:*gives a small smirk* If you want you can sit on my lap, but I’m told my face is way more comfortable..

Group:*Whooping and shouting* OOOO! Oooo!!!

hey girl are you a lesbian because

please?

Me? A vegan? Oh honey no, I’m a vagitarian and I’ve got my sights set on my next meal.

You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down 😏

Heh, you think my writing’s great - you should feel what I can do with my tongue.

Oko ninjah (things lesbians say)

My flannel is made of girlfriend material, I think it would look great on you

pick up line #20

are you from korea? because i think you’re my seoul mate

i went on google to search “lesbian pickup lines” but accidentally typed “lesbian lickup lines”... enough said