Day 30 Somewhere Else

Day 19! Once again from the magnus list

Yet another messy sketch, work has been kicking my butt kissing under mistletoe....ignore the fact i cant draw mistletoe...

@emerald-emerlad

10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose

...so...im a Phoenix's shadow???

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

One difficulty of rural life that I didn’t anticipate is being offered animals left and right. Kittens of course; you can’t stop at a farm to buy cheese without being offered a kitten or two. The guy ringing up my plants at the plant nursery asked if I would also be interested in a senior horse. I visited a llama farm two years ago and went home with a donkey and my mum was like ‘You never talked about getting a donkey, did you mean to get a donkey?’ of course not!! it was an accidental donkey. And today, for the second time (in six months) a neighbour (not the same one) offered me free baby goats. Again I had to say no. Is my will being tested? Like St Peter? I will deny the goats three times then hear the rooster crow? Jesus is a free baby goat?

Figured a work around for the tech error from yesterday

! Here's the complete day1 pt 2

Reblog this post with the third gif in the gif search of your favorite movie

A haunted doll mistaking a creepy android to be a bigger, stronger, haunted doll, and the creepy android mistaking the haunted doll as a smaller, sassier android.

Android: [gets hit with rain water and short circuits] Haunted Doll: H̷O̷L̴Y̷ ̶W̵A̷T̸E̷R̶ ̵W̴A̵T̴C̵H̴ ̶O̶U̷T̴

Haunted Doll, dying: N̶E̵E̸D̷ ̷S̸O̵U̵L̸S̷ Android: [opens the haunted doll’s back and replaces the batteries] Haunted Doll: A̶C̶C̷E̷P̸T̶A̷B̸L̵E̴ ̷S̴U̴B̸S̵T̸I̷T̷U̴T̵E̴

Android: [transfers their data into a better body] Haunted Doll: A̸ ̵F̴L̸A̷W̵L̷E̴S̵S̷ ̷B̶O̸D̶Y̵ ̷P̶O̵S̶S̵E̷S̶S̵I̷O̷N̴

Yes id really like to know as well I've heard from teachers that its international but also seen people say it's only in the US...halp

American public school things

the Pacer

a million standardized tests

waking up way too early

some two girls always screaming “OH MY GOD I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER” in the hallway

stress breakdowns before finals

gum under your desk, even in schools that have never allowed gum

Jeopardy review

the Cupid Shuffle

shitty cafeteria food

FREEZE

EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

Due to personal reasons I will not have the time to do you mean by that worthless demon

(da frick phone?)

“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business 

Soooo i just got tiny living for my sims 4 game. Spent hours making a cute lil family, just a mom and toddler daughter living in a tiny home. With a biiig garden yard. Mom had a Murphy bed down stairs, toddler had the upper loft area.. litterially the FIRST NIGHT of the FIRST TIME im using this oack and the murphybed, the mom gets killed by the bed! Litterially the first time i used it!...just sims things!