Happy Birthday To Takahashi Shirogane!

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Day 22 beach episode

@spacebunprince

This ......I just ......I don't know

you know when kids were fascinated with jumping to touch the ceiling or top of doors? yeah a few years back in eighth grade, a kid was trying to touch a vent in the ceiling, missed, and hit the fire alarm hard enough that it fell to the ground and broke. We all waited to see if it was going to go off but he just pocketed it and walked away like nothing happened. Next day there was a locker sweep trying to find it but it just was Gone

Me (a retail worker) beating chirstmas back with a stick as it creeps into the store: "BACK- BACK I SAY!"

Behind every successful cat there is a good cardboard box.

Photos by ©Maru the Cat

My sister is broken i mentioned the skeleton war to her and she asked me "whats that" 

for real though, personal posts get a bad rap

like i will see people apologize for making a lot of them and i’m just

dude

a) it’s YOUR blog, you can recite the greek alphabet one post at a time if you really want to

b) you don’t owe your followers shit

c) personal posts are fucking interesting, man. if i am following a blog i am okay! with knowing about the person behind that blog! nobody’s gonna begrudge you having a life outside the intermajig and talking about it.

Hi there, I'm sorry to ask again but we don't have enough to get a case of water and a few other necessities, I'm only asking for 10 or so if it's okay.

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This is amazing

21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs