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Larry, The Legend

(Context: we’re playing Curse of Strahd. One of the random encounters is a crazy dude and five twig blights. Our party of five, myself included, quickly get through most of them…but we’re having a lot of trouble with the last blight… After going an entire round with no one hitting this thing:)

Me: Geez, this thing is badass. We should keep it as our mascot.

Cleric: ….. I try to reason with it.

DM: Uh, okay, what do you say?

Cleric: “Hey little guy, calm down. We won’t hurt you. If you stop, we’ll be friends.”

DM: Roll persuasion.

Cleric: [rolls] ….Uh….low….

Me: I give him advantage.

DM: Okay, what do you say?

Me: “We’ll be great friends! We’ll take you out of here and give you lots of sunlight!” (At the time I didn’t know they were vampiric, lol.)

Cleric: [rolls again] 26!

DM: You see the bush pause, seeming to listen…and then it lashes out at you! [rolls] ….Critting!

(Everyone collectively loses their shit. It’s the sorcerer’s turn.)

Paladin: Wait, wait. Can you delay? I want to try something.

DM: There’s no “delay”, but you can hold an action.

Sorcerer: I hold a firebolt if it attacks.

DM: Alright. Paladin’s turn.

Paladin: Okay, I try to reason with it.

DM: What do you say?

Paladin: I come over to it, and start to pet it. “It’s okay little buddy, we’ll be nice, we promise.”

DM: It attacks you. [rolls] ….Critting again!

Sorcerer: I launch my firebolt. [hits, rolls damage]

Everyone: NO!

DM: The shrub goes up in flame and keels over, motionless.

Me: NO, LARRY!

(There’s a few minute cut here in which we loot the corpse and I, a grave cleric, bury the dead man and try to decide what to do with Larry. Eventually…)

Me: I plant Larry and hope his roots are strong.

Cleric: We can come back later to check on him.

Warlock: We can just take him with us.

Me: OMG yes. Anyone have a pot??

Sorcerer: I have a small chest…

Me: I plant him with some dirt in the chest.

DM: Wow, guys. Wow. Okay.

(We proceed to roll nature checks to figure out what this thing is and how to take care of it. The Paladin rolls high enough to get its full creature block. We now know that it’s vampiric.)

Cleric: I was hurt in the battle, so I drip some of my blood on the plant.

Warlock: I’ll do the same.

DM: [in total disbelief] Okay, both of you take one point of damage for feeding the shrub.

(They happily do so. Much later we encounter a woman on the road to Valaki, the lady who sells dream cakes. The DM forgot about her in the village so he put her here so we can have an interaction. We eventually discover her secrets, beat the crap out of her, and she escapes, leaving her cart behind.)

Me: So it has a hatch and stuff? I want to put dirt in the hatch and plant Larry in it.

DM: …You….You do so…

Me: Sweet!

(Now we have a twig blight we torched and are now attempting to nurse back to health. The DM has since gone to a DM group to ask advice about this development and he’s basically been told to give us Larry. XD I might be back in another week with a Larry update…)

It’s the 1930s, Lance is a struggling photographer and Keith is his secret bf, sometimes they go on dates to Lance’s attic/photography studio and do goofy things like fake photoshoots bc they’re dumb and in love.

(For @vintageklancezine 💙💙 This project has meant a lot to me over the past months, thank you to everyone who bought a copy!)

Day 12!, young or old (exuse the line art in this one....my cat tried to help and i didn't wanna start over...)

@spacebunprince

Day 18! Memes and bloopers!

Have you seen a dog?

Forgot to post yesterday so hereis 21 and 22!

For 21 i combined the prompts from both lists so chaines and Leitner

And for 22 memories, birthday in the archives

@emerald-emerlad

Happy birthday keith kogane! I can't color as im in theater rehersal at the time this is posted and wont get home till late so enjoy line art

Halp i have this idea/headcannon and i don't know who tp share it with but what if Roman has bag under his eyes like the dark sides becuse all his best ideas seem to come right before he falls asleep so he stays up working on said idea before he forgets but he covers his bags with concealer?

Fantastic idea Anon have a shitty drawing for your Headcanon Donation

He has to spend at least an hour in front of the mirror everyday confirmed

The real reason Roman takes so long to get ready is because he slaves over his complexion until it is completely perfect. While he could just appear it on, he’d have to focus on holding it there, and he’s far too tired for that, so the old fashioned way it is.

Ack i almost forgot to post todays! Heres day 7

Drip

Ao i opted for scary face chara

They partied too hard last night, and now he has to clean up all the litter 

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