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Oh this is AMAZING!!!

ALSO Wait I Just Realized Something.

NOTENRIQUE.

He would be like Somewhere in the Range of 13-15 At that point right? Would The Trollhunters even Realize that he’s a Changeling??

If they went to go get Baby Enrique from the Darklands then what would their Cover Be For Notenrique (Assuming that he’s switched over to their side by that point)?

Actually on that Note how would they Explain Baby Enrique to People Not in the Trollhunters Circle? Accidental Baby Acquisition? Adoption? Would Claire Parent Him? Would She and Jim Co-Parent??

More on the topic of Merlin being a piece of shit

Merlin did expect Jim to be a teen. He said it himself. He said he’s been off by 14 years, which would, if we assume that it’s +14 years, and not that he expected Jim to be 2 yo, which would bring our boy to 30.

30!

Can you imagine the actual difference that would have made???

A 30 yo is an adult, with formed believes and some established achievements. A 30 yo finished high school, went to college, finished college, had a job, had a long-term relationship, maybe even lived apart from his mother, basically someone who already has some sort of personal individual existence. A 30 yo is fully responsible for his decisions, or at least should be. A 30 yo has life experiences to fall back on.

A 16 yo has none of that.

And Merlin understands that. Merlin makes a choice for him, knowing full well that this child with anxiety and issues and a protector complex will do as planned if the pressure is applied in all the right places. Which is exactly what he did.

Honestly, I need a fic where James Lake Jr, a 30 yo man who works at a local high cuisine restaurant and also is part-time Home Ec teacher at Arcadia High who, on the way to school in the morning discovers the amulet.

I need his gf, who he lives with, the leading actress of the town’s troupe, to be strangely concerned for him picking glowing stuff on the street.

I need his best friend, the headliner of the Arcadia Radio Station, to be convinced that Maybe We Should Not Talk About This On The Radio.

I want Jim in the teacher’s lounge at 10 am drinking bad coffee and making fun of Strickler cause “Man, you must really age well, since you look EXACTLY the same as you did when you taught me history. You are what, sixty now?”

I want Barbara, the head of the clinic, asking Jim over dinner if he is ever going to marry that girl, because it looks like the two of them are pretty damn ready for that. She is not asking for grandchildren, that’s their deal, but it’s been a while since she has been to a nice wedding.

And most importantly, I want Jim to look Merlin in the eye and tell him to fuck off.

I NEED

Sorry if this is annoying, but I’m new to tumblr and I was wondering if there was an easier way to look through all of your AUs? They seem like they have plot (or at least context) and the thought of scrolling all the way down the beginning is terrifying

Love Tap

Blow Dart

Manic Villain Deku

Manic Hero Deku

The Showman

White Haired Izuku

Secret Crime

Izuku Todoroki

Broken Reality

Dad for One Holy Trinity

Zeus for One

Steven Universe/My Hero Academia

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Thanks for your article on what HR shouldn't ask you. Since applying, I've seen at least one attempted to ask more than 5 of the no-no questions. What's your opinion to HR interviewers asking for your FB profile and Instagram?

Pull a Nancy Reagan on their asses and JUST SAY NO.

Seriously, denial is the best offensive there. If they don't accept "no" the first time, tell them you don't have social media profiles. If they find them and say "Isn't this you?" just answer "Nope, that's not me," and stare deep, deep into their eyes, lit with the fire of knowing you are RIGHT.

Thanks so much for reading, baby. And for anyone who hasn't read this advice yet, here's what we got:

10 Questions You Should Never Be Asked in a Job Interview

Beware These 5 (Perfectly Legal) Discriminatory Hiring Practices

Should You Trust Your Human Resources Department?

Hello yes I would die for her

Nothing more cute than kittens

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THI LOOKS SO COOL!!! I literally CANNOT imagine Deku being this Serious

Midoriya Izuku and Todoroki Shouto, but with their costumes, personalities, and quirks swapped. This was so enjoyable to draw! Deku looks so serious.

In Canada we at “Never Eat Shredded Wheat”. At least that’s the way I learned it. My cousin (also Canadian) learned it as “Never Ever Save Watermelons”

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

WHY DOES IT FIT SO WELL THIS IS AMAZING

i made something, enjoy

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Because he has the FloofTM

*ehem* HOW IS HE SO PRETTY?!

Me: No one is hiring me

Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough

Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info extra “hard” this time. I’ll make sure to touch up my resume and make it hella “hard” this time around too.