Fucking Antivaxx Parents

YOU hates terfs

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Are there fics for these? They're so cute!!

Smooch x3

Happy Birthday to my favourite idiots,

Adora and Soren!!!

YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!!! GUARDING THE WEED BAZOOKA!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IM NOT PAYING YOU TO DO!!!!!

You what

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

do u guys remember those posts that would be like EVERY single mother fucker who reblogs this post will get an ask from me saying what animal their blog reminds me of. GO! and they’d get like 80,000 notes. do u guys think that those people r still answering those. like are they contractually bound by the tumblr engine to keep sending asks until they’ve actually sent one to every single person that reblogs. this is irl tumblr gothic

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

Lance, blushing like Tamaki Suoh: WhAt?!?!?

Keith: I'm in love with Lance.

Pidge: I'm the green paladin.

Keith: What?

Pidge: I thought we were saying stupidly obvious things?