What The Actual Fuck?

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

cursed emojis that no one asked for but I don’t care

free to use!

Farewell online privacy

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

YES PLEASE

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

PULL THE GODDAMN TRIGGER

pull the trigger, Cards Against Humanity.

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

At which point Jack and Maddie Immediately put away the weapons and Smile at Red Hood and say: Oh! Why thank you then! In that case we’ll be careful to Protect his Identity from here on out!

And like. Are Genuinely So Nice(TM) to him that they take his Number so they can Keep in Contact for if they ever come to Gotham Again. Also Maybe they give him some Fudge and also probably Ghost Hunting Weapons as thanks (cause like Everyone knows Red Hood is A Guns Guy, what better gift to give him as thanks for protecting their son!).

And That’s how Red Hood got Adopted by the Fentons.

(Now further out in the future though… that depends on if you wanna go with the Fentons being Good Parents or Bad Parents.

Say eventually Danny Figures out he’s a Halfa and Maybe Hides it for a While. And Depending on how the Fentons React… well his Next Phone call to Jason would be Interesting to say the least.

In the Good Timeline, Maybe the Fentons Realize that Hood is Drenched in Corrupted Ecto (Lazarus Pit Waters) and Call him over to Amity to go through the Portal with Danny for a Healing Sesh with Frostbite, Turning him into a Proper/Healthy Halfa too.

In the Bad Timeline, Danny calls Jason as he’s on the Run on the Way to Gotham, after his Parents Kicked him Out/Threatened to Vivisection him/Started Vivisecting him)

DP x DC Prompt: Delayed Reactions

Danny's powers didn't activate all at once after going into the Ghost Portal, in fact they hadn't even fully realized what happened for months. They assumed the change in appearance was just their eyes adjusting to the flashing because of how quickly it appeared then vanished again. But, as more things started happening to Danny and started changing, Danny couldn't help but wonder if maybe his accident had resulted in more than a permanent star that ran up his left arm to his heart.

He didn't tell Sam or Tucker though, after all Meta-Humans were so rare that there was no way they would believe him! Plus, if he told them then it would only be a matter of time before more people knew. So, he kept it to himself.

Which worked until Summer Break when Danny went to Gotham with his parents and Jazz for a Ghost Hunting Exp. Danny had no interest in 'Ghost Hunting' (though he had begun to do more of it after he realized that he could kind of sense and see the ghosts), so instead of listening to the expo he was going around learning more and more about the city. Gotham had some amazing other exhibits, an observatory, museums with huge space displays, and more interesting things than Ghosts.

Plus, it had the highest population of heroes!

Danny didn't expect that his second day in Gotham would end up so differently from the first one. It all started with a little girl about nine who had been crossing the street when chaos broke loose. An explosion on the next block rocked the entire city, causing Danny's skin to crawl, but what mad him sick was the fact that the explosion had thrown a car directly towards the little girl and a crowd of people.

Everybody else scattered, including the woman the girl had been walking with who seemed to forget her in an instant as they got out of the way of the car. But the little girl didn't move, just started terrified at the approaching car.

"Get out of the way!" People shouted to the girl, but unlike the rest of them Danny's instincts were screaming one thing.

Protect.

Danny ran forward as quickly as his legs could manage as he tried to beat gravity itself. Danny made it to the girl without a second to spare, wrapping her into a hug.

"Please work, please work, please work!" Danny thought, struggling to get his powers to work as he felt himself turn intangible with the girl turning intangible with him.

No sooner did his powers kick in did the car slam into the ground where they were standing before it bounced and rolled down the street, leaving a dent around the two of them but leaving both Danny and the girl untouched.

Danny let his power drop, as the girl looked at him for a second before she burst into tears and hugged him. Danny's vision swam as he hugged her back, fixing her hair.

"I gotcha, you're okay..." Danny told her, then let her go as the woman who had left her in the street called her.

The girl sniffled, then ran to the woman as Danny tried to stand. He could hear people talking, cheering and some were even applauding but it all sounded really far away. He could also hear another car approaching, but as his vision faded and his body felt as though it was filled with led nothing felt important anymore.

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The Bats had tried to race to get to the civilians before the car hit them and had failed. Thankfully, the majority of people had managed to get out of the way to a safe distance but there was a little girl still in the road. None of them wanted to see the girl die, but they knew realistically they couldn't make it to her.

But somebody did.

No sooner did the stranger save the girl and let her go did they collapse into the middle of the street.

Suddenly it was no longer 'save civilians from a car that got partially blown up in Penguins newest scheme' but 'get the unknown Meta out of the street before his face was exposed to every media outlet throughout the city'.

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

RED LION THEORY

GUYS I THINK I JUST DISCOVERED THE MOST AMAZING/TERRIFYING HEADCANON EVER: K so we all know Zarky had the Red Lion at the beginning of the first season right? We also know they had it for AT LEAST 19 Years, because Keith is 18 in canon and Krolia knew the frequency when she can me to earth for the blue lion. But how did it get there? So I have two theory's. One is that the Glalra just found it, but that's boring. So here my second theory: Zarkon had the Red Lion for the past 10000 years. He captured Red when he Killed Alfor.