Im Watching This Episode And Im Just Here Like UGH ADRIAN DO YOU YOURSELF NOT EVEN REALISE YOU HAVE A

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I was losing my SHIT before I saw the op

A man was breaking into houses in our neighbourhood and eating all the lip gloss he could find. One of my neighbours caught him on camera but he was wearing a Harry Styles mask, so we could not identify him. Eventually someone caught him in their house sucking on a tube of gloss and grabbed his mask, only to reveal that it was Ryan Reynolds underneath it. Except, when he was taken to court, the judge stood up and ripped off his face. It was actually Britney Spears, apparently she was on a new diet. She won the case.

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

So I heard you recommend great fics and au was wondering if you have any where Izuku is a BAMF cause honestly I’m in the mood of him kicking some a**. The rating don’t really matter so just hit me with what you got! 👍

Death Need Not Apply

Possession Is Nine-Tenths of the Law

A Dangerous Game

100% Riot

Virtuoso

Ascendant

Anyone

Urges

Ignite the Ashes

Live a Hero

Burn Your Wings

Porcelain

Locked In Digital

A Difference of Perspective

Sucker Punch

Black Fox

A deadman’s gun

Pied Piper

Oh this is AMAZING!!!

ALSO Wait I Just Realized Something.

NOTENRIQUE.

He would be like Somewhere in the Range of 13-15 At that point right? Would The Trollhunters even Realize that he’s a Changeling??

If they went to go get Baby Enrique from the Darklands then what would their Cover Be For Notenrique (Assuming that he’s switched over to their side by that point)?

Actually on that Note how would they Explain Baby Enrique to People Not in the Trollhunters Circle? Accidental Baby Acquisition? Adoption? Would Claire Parent Him? Would She and Jim Co-Parent??

More on the topic of Merlin being a piece of shit

Merlin did expect Jim to be a teen. He said it himself. He said he’s been off by 14 years, which would, if we assume that it’s +14 years, and not that he expected Jim to be 2 yo, which would bring our boy to 30.

30!

Can you imagine the actual difference that would have made???

A 30 yo is an adult, with formed believes and some established achievements. A 30 yo finished high school, went to college, finished college, had a job, had a long-term relationship, maybe even lived apart from his mother, basically someone who already has some sort of personal individual existence. A 30 yo is fully responsible for his decisions, or at least should be. A 30 yo has life experiences to fall back on.

A 16 yo has none of that.

And Merlin understands that. Merlin makes a choice for him, knowing full well that this child with anxiety and issues and a protector complex will do as planned if the pressure is applied in all the right places. Which is exactly what he did.

Honestly, I need a fic where James Lake Jr, a 30 yo man who works at a local high cuisine restaurant and also is part-time Home Ec teacher at Arcadia High who, on the way to school in the morning discovers the amulet.

I need his gf, who he lives with, the leading actress of the town’s troupe, to be strangely concerned for him picking glowing stuff on the street.

I need his best friend, the headliner of the Arcadia Radio Station, to be convinced that Maybe We Should Not Talk About This On The Radio.

I want Jim in the teacher’s lounge at 10 am drinking bad coffee and making fun of Strickler cause “Man, you must really age well, since you look EXACTLY the same as you did when you taught me history. You are what, sixty now?”

I want Barbara, the head of the clinic, asking Jim over dinner if he is ever going to marry that girl, because it looks like the two of them are pretty damn ready for that. She is not asking for grandchildren, that’s their deal, but it’s been a while since she has been to a nice wedding.

And most importantly, I want Jim to look Merlin in the eye and tell him to fuck off.

I NEED

Sorry if this is annoying, but I’m new to tumblr and I was wondering if there was an easier way to look through all of your AUs? They seem like they have plot (or at least context) and the thought of scrolling all the way down the beginning is terrifying

Love Tap

Blow Dart

Manic Villain Deku

Manic Hero Deku

The Showman

White Haired Izuku

Secret Crime

Izuku Todoroki

Broken Reality

Dad for One Holy Trinity

Zeus for One

Steven Universe/My Hero Academia

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Dine

Change a single letter and change the word game

I decided this would be fun. So reblog with a new word and see how long we can make it.

The starting word is…

Lady

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bro i can't read that what the fuck does that say

Reblog if you are okay with people giving you lots of boops!