Quite Literally Me

Meanwhile in the movie universe:

Me when Eggman complained that he was, quote, "undesirable to all possible genders"

Man 😔

He said it with his chest

Logan moving in with Wade and gaining weight because not only is he eating three square meals a day, but he also picked up baking because both Al and Wade have a sweet tooth, and of course the sweets are there, he’s going to eat them too. But now he’s getting kind of chubby. Which isn’t a problem really. He looks healthier than he has in decades. Except…

Wade stopped flirting with him. Straight up just stopped. And yeah Logan’s been ignoring it right along because he knows Wade isn’t actually serious about it, but it was still kind of nice to be wanted. Especially since he came from a reality where he was literally the most hated man alive. And of course now he has actual feelings for Wade, he wants the option to be there.

So he decides to not only start going to the gym but also to stop eating. And of course Wade notices and has to sit him down and ask what’s up, he’s been super healthy lately why is he changing that

And Logan can’t admit why he’s doing it so he deflects. “So going to the gym isn’t healthy?”

“You practically live there now. You’re a certified gym rat. You’re overworked and underfed. THAT isn’t healthy.”

And they go back and forth until Logan finally admits it’s because he gained weight and doesn’t feel attractive anymore. “Hell, you don’t even flirt with me anymore and I’ve seen you hit on inanimate objects before.”

And Wade stares at him for like 10 full seconds before he busts out laughing, like genuinely knee slapping chuckle fest because, “You think I stopped flirting with you because I’m shallow??? You honestly think I look like a burn victims even uglier ball sack and I’m being picky with how someone else looks?”

Logan tries to shrug it off with a “Everyone has preferences.”

“Trust me, Peanut, it isn’t that.”

“So then what is it?”

And now it’s Wade’s turn to be defensive until he realizes their conversation is just going in circles and Logan won’t stop destroying his body until he comes clean. So he has to stare at the wall as he tells Logan that it isn’t that he’s not attracted to Logan’s body anymore, it’s that he’s hyper attracted to it now, that he looks so healthy, so well fed, so inadvertently loved, and that it’s a reminder of all the domesticity of their situation that he’s actually fallen in love and can’t trust himself to casually flirt with Logan anymore because he’s genuinely afraid he’s going to do something and ruin their friendship now.

And they make out sloppy style and confess their love to each other of course

more jayvik home renovation

Drink the moment.

There is no time like your first.

all timelines or whatever

My mom is cool 🥰

This is actually a remake, the original was in a history(?) notebook

Like Zane is RIGTH THERE BRO

Song: Heavy Metal Lover by Lady Gaga

I promise I didn't disappear, I just don't have any impulse control and started several at once again haha

Holy [bear jellies] dude this took me the entire week, but I finished it!!!

Please don’t mind the peeking bits of cacao and choco, wasn’t sure how else to do it without redrawing a lot of stuff.

Hope it doesn’t suck! 😭💖

Characters - Dark cacao (purple text) & Dark choco (red text)

Audio/Dialogue - 911 (On ABC)

Song - Anthems for a seventeen year old girl (The remix from I saw the tv glow)