More Swordfish Art Bc All I Can Do Is Draw Them Dancing (and Yall Seemed To Like The Last One Jdjshfb)

Goncharov is a fake movie that does not exist, but now the line "if we really were in love you wouldn't have missed" will live rent free in my mind until I die.

Here's my comic for @falloutghoulzine! ⚙️

im so sorry to make another post asking for help. but our water bill is due the fifth of december. its $100.2. if six people sent $20 we’d be set. i’ll post proof of paying the bill if i meet my goal and ill turn off reblogs on this post once the goal has been met!

paypal.me/akirk432 (pls send via someone you trust)

cashapp: $autumnroses93

venmo: @catmom934 (pls do not send via purchase protection it takes a fee)

Loremaster Pix, along with being an archeologist and historian, is also an avid conspiracy theorist. He camps out in the Evermoore looking for the Frog Man. He looks for demons in the nether. He’ll lecture you on how a cave was likely formed by some horrible earthquake, theorized to be caused by the great Rapture, and then he’ll immediately tell you all about the totally real Redstone Lady that lives in the cave and eats creepers.

i simultaneously despise and criticize tiktok while also often enjoying tiktoks because i acknowledge that any medium of human expression will inevitably spawn things both marvelous and abhorrent. tiktok in particular is pretty sucks bad though i stand by this

Crazy idea. I don’t think people should have to go through intense physical labor and the possibility of physical harm in a variety of ways just to get an education????

I NEED the droid from Star Wars Outlaws in a way concerning to feminism.

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating