This Is Even Funnier After Oli’s “slept With Your Father” Joke

So you see people as living flesh lights? Ooh wow yeah, such pride /s

I really wish aros would fuck right off. You’re a bunch of creeps and you’re mad the rest of us just “don’t understand uwu” that you’re a fucking sociopath. Just go to your own island and be cringe on your own without hurting the rest of us. Fuck your serial killer bullshit.

I'm actually dumbfounded, what the actual fuck. This is actually the funniest, yet saddest thing I've encountered all week.

So not only are you sanist as shit, calling me, a whole group of people "fucking sociopaths", you're also a bitch.

People like you constantly come in unprovoked with this revolting, patronizing ass attitude, and think it's slick to remain anonymous to save face, and avoid getting possible backlash.

This is my safe space you invade (not the other way around), to share my experiences being aroallo with others (which isn't hurting anyone by the way), quite literally minding my business, yet you're really out here calling me a serial killer, as in someone who has a streak of murdering people because I'm aroallo?

Seriously? No way you're proud of this.

I just need to know what exactly provoked you to write this, and think, "yeah, this will get 'em."

I'm not even gonna address you accusing me of objectifying people, "seeing them as just living flesh lights(?)." It's plain wrong, but you clearly don't have the common sense to comprehend that.

There's obviously no saving grace for you; try this next time and you can catch this immediate block.

Greetings~! <3

-Y.

My father has astigmatism and they’re literally dangerous for him. They literally send him reeling. Why do car manufacturers feel the need to make their cars “better” at the expense of other drivers

i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas

What to say when a stranger asks about your cane in an uncomfortable way:

Most recently used: “It’s for emotional support”

Immortality is hard on the knees

I’m a professional pole vaulter

(Look side to side conspiratorially) …you can see it too?

I keep my quarters for the car wash in here

Huh? Sorry I didn’t catch that? Sorry what? (Make them repeat it until they get loud and/or embarrassed)

You should see the other guy

Do you wanna guess?

I drank raw milk once

Nothin’ gets past this guy! (loudly, pointing)

It’s actually for fitness, like ankle weights

Mmmm I just like the fact that I’m disabled is way more interesting to strangers than anything else about me

It’s a very rare pez dispenser

Wow!

I’m never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm

Walking? In this economy? Psh!

Essential oils go in it

For shits, giggles and a debilitating neurological condition

My no-good-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather forgot to carry madam zironi up the mountain

Cane?

It’s how I sneak snacks into movie theatres

Well it’s not for walking

(Croaky voice) I’Ve wAiTed 400 yEars for sOmEoNe to aSk mE thAt QUesTion

Finally someone noticed!

Thirst trap

Have you heard of Benjamin button syndrome

To hit small children!

I’m donating my leg to science

I’m going to be Tiny Tim this Christmas, you know, from the musical

To humble me

I mastered walking and thought I’d like a challenge

I keep rolled up $2 bills in here (whisper) …I don’t trust The banks

It’s sexy and cool

You tell me ;) no really, what’s your best guess? (wait for ittttt…. Boom now they are uncomfortable too)

Religious reasons

Then the last one on my notebook page is just a drawing of those 2 dogs from the ‘y’all got legs’ animation in sunglasses and “I got legs”

So there you go

Thinking about Kay coming for ND-5's rescue again for absolutely no reason but because I love everyone's reactions.

I love how Kay makes her priorities clear and that she came to save ND-5 while saving Asara is barely an afterthought (outch!).

ND isn't really able to show emotions on his face, but, boy, you can tell he's shooked and his processors are running hard in this moment, trying to process the fact that Kay came after him, risking it all for him!

And I just love the way Jaylen and Asara look at ND with their matching expressions saying "Wait, him??? You're here for HIM?!?" (I think that both of them are a bit smitten with Kay in the game, well everyone is smitten with her for good reasons).

This is like one of the top and iconic tropes with the hero coming to rescue of their beloved last minute and I have so many feels about this.

And don't even get me started on how Kay wears the Stormtrooper gear in this scene, making her look like a knight in shining armor, and ND, restrained by the restraining bolt, is basically the cursed/chained up damsel in distress in the clutches of the evil syndicate king.

The game really went hard with these classic romantic tales/tropes for them.

Needless to say, I am HORRIFIED.

Made a spruce pun and died to a creep immediately after let’s go

the ancients: no you can't do that

the shaman-empress: don't worry, i have a permit

YES!! I felt so uncomfortable when I saw people calling Dream homophobic for this.

Im actually genuinely curious, as to why being affectionate with your friends, and showing it to the audience can be deemed as HOMOPHOBIA/HOMOPHOBIC.

Even when said person is FRIENDS with a person that is GAY and friends with people that are part of the LGBTQ+

And to add to that list-

Someone who has said maybe more or multiple times ON STREAM.

Things such as

"Bi-Rights" , "Trans-Rights" .

I'm also curious as to why some of you may be positive to think that dream calling george his "Partner" is gay baiting whereas it can deemed and interpreted as many different contexts.

"A business partner" "A good ally" etc etc

But of course, after the good partner part, dream himself has said along the lines that

"An even better friend" so the context word of "friend" is no longer elligable for "partner" right?

Yes, but it can still mean a different context, other than what you might be thinking right now.

A lot of people have mentioned that the reason DNF was established is because dream is a mastermind of youtube yadda yadda and he used gay baitting so that him and george get attention and i...

100% DISAGREE.

If you have been with the dteam or george, sapnap, or dream long enough it's easy to know that aint the case.

In the first DREAM SMP stream(earliest day), a bunch of donos would often come in about george and dream, all kissy kissy, being boyfriends, yadda yadda and stuff like that.

IF DREAM ACTUALLY INTENDED FOR DNF TO HAPPEN.

His reaction to those types of stuff would be different to what he actually did.

Cause y'know when you know you're gonna gay bait people, you NEED AND HAVE TO play along but no.

Instead, when a dono came rolling in telling him to call george sexy/cute/and so on, his reaction was confused and a bit weirded out, and he GENUINELY didnt want to say it.

"Why do you guys want me to do/say this?" -Dream

(Something along the lines of that)

So is that what you would classify someone who INTENDS to gay bait with his bff and his own ship?

No.

And ive said this before on some other speculation.

Some of you guys really do be thinking hard out of the box and reaching about

"Oh my god dream master youtube 90M IQ"

But of course it's undeniable that there are now moments where dream do gay bait shippers, but from the early parts, it's about 80% genuine.

I mean tbh, if it werent for that gay comps of him and george i wouldnt even be here, i came for the ship, and stayed for the amazing content and establishment of friendship and being comfy with the bois.

Now back to the topic, how is it that dream being flirty with george (something i also often do with my dttwt moots, dtreddit friends, IRL friends) Homophobic? 🤔

For those of you who haven’t been keeping up.

The Navy spilled 14,000 gallons of fuel into the water on O’ahu. They said nothing for a whole week, and only admitted error when the residents on the military base started getting sick.

The spill contains petroleum, which is linked to a multitude of long term issues. Currently, residents are complaining of nausea, burning skin and headaches.

A well on the island is being shut off because it borrows from the military water supply. This well provides over 20% of the water on the island. Residents are being told to ration water, and no one is sure if the entire water supply is contaminated. We have no answers, no solutions, except wait for symptoms and pray you don’t fall ill.

US greed and imperialism will kill my people. US occupation kills my people.

They come with poisoned supplies and deadly viruses. Same story different century.