I Love My Ankle Going Poppey Poppey Trying To Play Tennis 😍😍

every time Simon goes "oh, Betty..." in that sad pathetic voice of his rt if you agree

Lesbians are held to a higher standard of homosexuality than gay men are. What I mean by this is that people are constantly looking for reasons to prove a lesbian is faking being a lesbian, and that this person must secretly desire men. Women’s sexuality is so socially tied to men that people simply cannot fathom that a woman can lead a fulfilling, complete romantic and sexual life apart from them.

A man’s word on his sexual orientation is final. A gay man can compliment a woman’s appearance, even get drunk at a party and kiss a woman, without being questioned on his homosexuality. A lesbian cannot acknowledge a man as handsome without being decried as a faker. “I always knew you weren’t really a lesbian!”

Society will use any and all evidence it can to disprove a lesbian’s identity. You kissed a guy that one time. You said that guy had a nice smile. You must secretly desire men. A lesbian’s word on their sexuality is not final. It’s a suggestion people think is malleable to their own opinions. It’s not enough to say you’re a lesbian. You must prove it every moment of your life.

THE SOPPING OLD WET CAT I LOVEEEEE HIMMM SSOOOOOOOO MUUUUUCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH

pet him ☝️

i love going through old videos in my phone to find shit like

😭😭😭

ahhh hellsite

AAHHH MY TWO FAVES!!!

reupload of an old comic

“WE BUY MEN USED - 29 AND UP” is my fav bc i cannot think of an explanation for what that is supposed to be

some of my favourite sign fails <3

i don’t know WHAT the hell compelled to to make fanart of john at 2 in the morning but. here ya go

every day i fight the pinterest battle of “hey here’s a pin about david tennant! want to add this to your good omens board, your takin’ over the asylum board or your doctor who board?”

anyways happy birthday to my fav. u are unmatched.