peter-parsnip

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I'll never NOT feel like a bit of a prick when I write out my actual human name. And I get quite a lot of enjoyment out of that.

(I have yet to encounter a room where I can say "Cadmus V. Roselove Creely" without getting at least one eye roll. I hope it stays that way.)

Between my full name and the clothing I wear, it is NOT DIFFICULT to get people to assume that I'm 'well off,' as opposed to a skilled little charlatan (actor) with above average perception and unwavering false confidence.

I think that's fun.

Some more ENA Dream BBQ shenanigans before I eventually go back to drawing Transformers 🫡

bizarre places with peculiar people

how to (not) be a human being 🍁

Started another piece!! (Haven’t finished the last three💀)

Her hair reminds me of an apple in this idk

But yeah, messing around with different brushes and stuff is real fun

I drew maany things

But most importantly..

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

''I want you to be free. Our world doesn’t deserve you. Yet.''

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN

Spring showers are making me flair up so I'm inflicting my pain onto hiccup and toothless >.>

URGENT: LGBTQ+ Refugees in Gorom Camp, South Sudan Need Your Help

We have just come out of a meeting with government officials, and the situation is dire. Officials have made it clear that LGBTQ+ refugees are not welcome in South Sudan. They have given us only two weeks to leave Gorom Refugee Camp, expecting that the U.S. or another country would take us in. However, with the current U.S. administration under Trump, they have lost interest in helping us.

We are now completely on our own—facing constant attacks, lack of food, no access to medication, and no protection. The authorities have stated that anything that happens to us is at our own risk.

We urgently need your help. Please share our story, spread awareness, and if you can, donate to our fundraiser. Every contribution can help us survive in these desperate times.

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Donate to Support Frank Qum and LGBTQ Refugees in Sudan, organized by Benji Stewart

Hello, my name is Benji. I was reached out to about two weeks ago by Fr… Benji Stewart needs your support for Support Frank Qum and LGBTQ

Please don’t ignore this. Reblog, donate, and stand with us. Your support can save lives.

Before I go to work 🔥

All fun and games till PeePaw wanders the halls.

For anyone who wants a reference, this is where the anglerfish was down the old fishmarket close!

Gabriel visits the House of Leaves

You should wear headphones to avoid trying to explain this to someone.

Transcript:

*Whistling* Ah, such a lovely day here in Hell.

Why, I don't think anything could break my stride or slow me down!

*Source engine ragdoll sounds begin*

GOD DAMMIT.

*SCREAMING AND YELLING*

*Ragdoll sounds end*

Oh, at least I didn't fall down the second set of st- AGH-

*Ragdoll sounds begin again followed by SCREAMING AND YELLING*

*Ragdoll sounds stop followed by whimpering in pain*

Is that another set of stairs?

*Ragdoll sounds begin again followed by SCREAMING AND YELLING and cats meowing*

No, the cats are eating me alive now too!

I think that should be it...

*CAR CRASH*

*Ragdoll sounds begin again followed by SCREAMING AND YELLING*

God... How many sets of stairs was that? Was that four?

Why did- why did a car push me down the next set?

*METAL PIPE DROPS*

*Ragdoll sounds begin again followed by SCREAMING AND YELLING*

FUCKING MACHINE. SHIT. FUCK.

You know I didn't think five sets of stairs- *cats meowing* NO, KITTIES. AGH- *Yelling and ragdoll sounds continue*

*A complete mess of sounds consisting yelling of pipe drops, ragdoll sounds, cars crashing, and V1 saying "YAAAYYY"*

Six sets of stairs to lay my spine to waste, but I survived! NOOO-

*The mess of sound continues*

All seven layers traversed...

*FunnyWes' Raiden impression* "What are you trying to say?"

*METAL PIPE DROP RETURNS*

OH. AAAGHH THERE'S MORE. FUCK. GAAHHHHGG-

Transcript:

*Yelling in pain followed by many pipe drops*

FUCK. WHY DO I LIVE IN SUCH A TALL HOUSE?!

HELP.

*Yelling continues*

Oh, thank God! I'm on the little-

I'm safely- I'm safely on the little platform.

*PIPE DROP RETURNS followed by yelling*

Okay, I've made it to the next little platform before the final set of stairs-

*PIPE DROP RETURNS followed by yelling and meowing*

I'm at the bottom of the stairs now.

So now as long as the whole house doesn't- *YELLING, V1 going "YAYYY", and car crashes*

Audio source part 1

Audio source part 2

Transcript:

You come into my house, piss on my carpet, move my Bible collection into the fiction section of Barnes and Noble, and have the audacity to call me cringe?!

Well I- I... *crying*

Audio source

Jon and Martin but less traumatized

Old but whatever

small fandom. Petite fandom. Minuscule fandom. MICROSCOPIC fandom even

Serafina gang where u @?? 🥺

anywho, I’m going to try to post some art I’ve been working on for this series when I can^^

yes I'm now on the other side of top surgery and I'm allowed to lift things again 💪 You might have already seen this one on my substack -- did u know you can subscribe to my substack for early access to comics like this?! Sent directly to your email inbox??? FOR FREE????? (there is also an optional paid tier for exclusive bonus content for five bucks a month but like 80% of my posts will be free and publicly available) ty ily♥

my magnum opus (or should i say my magnum o’puss)

i need to know if there is anyone out there who likes the serafina series PLEASE ive been a fan since 4th grade😓😓its literally my fav book series ever and ive only seen two other people who have read the series too

yeag

i have more because im on that grind but here's my michael design because i loveee himmmmmmmm theres a lot of colors here uh ouchie

Headshot

EPIC FANS GATHER ROUND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! witness my insane character designs and say NOTHING about my obvious lack of Greek mythology knowledge thank u

COME HITHER BEAST

GAZE UPON MY VERY MANLY AND IN NO WAY SUBMISSIVE OR INFERIOR TO OTHERS ROCK COLLECTION. ISNT IT SO FUCKING COOL AND AMAZING AND MASCULINE AND MANLY