I can't not repost this, it's magnificent
Literally all of The Shadowhunter Chronicle romances are completely unhinged it’s not even funny (I lied, it’s very funny). Here’s just some examples:
William “Will” Herondale/James “Jem” Carstairs + Theresa “Tessa” Gray: It totally would have been a vee type polyamorous situation if it wasn’t for all the death and 1800s London society going on.
Henry Branwell + Charlotte Fairchild: How dare this misogynistic society put us together, I mean, we wanted to get together anyway, but not for those reasons. Welp, time to be as unconventional as possible.
Gabriel Lightwood + Cecily Herondale: Look, you made fun of my sister, it’s only fair that I marry your sister; that’s the rules.
Gideon Lightwood + Sophia “Sophie” Collins: Dad, I have a perfectly valid reason to betray you and go to the other side. What your doing is wrong and – nO tHiS haS nOThiNG to do wiTh tHeIR mAid wHy wOUlD yoU eVEn sAy tHat?
Jesse Blackthorn + Lucie Herondale: Your request to not be brought back to life has been denied, deal with it.
James “Jamie” Herondale + Cordelia Carstairs: He didn’t commit arson we were just having sex – why are you all looking at me like that’s worse?
Anna Lightwood + Ariadne Bridgestock: Listen, there’s a lot of society going on right now, so we’re going to have to get together in secret. Oh, you don’t want to? Okay, never mind, fuck society, let me win you back real quick.
Christopher Lightwood + Grace Cartwright: Oh good, you broke into my house, now we can talk about science.
Thomas Lightwood + Alastair Carstairs: I’d really like to hate you, but I think the biggest problem with that is that I love you. Once I get over that hurdle, I think we’ll be in the clear.
Lucian “Luke” Graymark + Jocelyn Fairchild: Good job on us for breaking away from the genocidal cult run by our best friend/husband; we should hook up, you know, as a reward.
Jonathan “Jace” Herondale + Clarissa “Clary” Fairchild: Ayo the same guy conducted experiments on our blood, that’s crazy; btw so glad we’re not actually siblings.
Alexander “Alec” Lightwood + Magnus Bane: Marrying each other is against the law? Okay, fine, I’m a law biding citizen. Oh oops, I made it legal. I am the law now, and I want a wedding on the beach.
Simon Lovelace + Isabelle Lightwood: It makes sense to have our engagement party on the day of my brother’s death, that’s when we really started bonding.
Helen “Alessa” Blackthorn + Aline Penhallow: Well, I guess we’re going to go in exile together. Yes, I said together; your exile is my exile, what’s mine is yours and what’s yours is mine, that’s how relationships work.
Julian Blackthorn + Emma Carstairs: Yes, it’s a technical war crime to love each other, but the law itself is not really our main concern about it.
Kieran Hunter + Mark “Miach” Blackthorn + Cristina Rosales: We’re really living that cottage core aesthetic, and all we had to do to get here was do a small war and some amnesia. Worth it.
Gwyn ap Nudd + Diana Wrayburn: I’m going to stand by just in case something happens, but it probably won’t, she knows what she’s doing – WHY IS SHE JUMPING OUT THE TENTH STORY WINDOW OH MY GOD WAIT
Tiberius “Ty” Blackthorn + Christopher “Kit” Herondale: We take cosplaying Sherlock and Watson VERY seriously, so of course we needed to go to all the most illegal places, it’s only natural.
Ash Morgenstern + Drusilla “Dru” Blackthorn: So anyway I saw them in a sort of fever dream like state this one time and they’ve still been on my mind for years.
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Is this not more evidence that cats are aliens?
Hold a cat up by its armpits and pretend that it's bald. You see an alien. Cats were also worshipped so.
Cats are otherworldly at the least.
I like how naked mole cats tuck their knees into their armpits. I think that’s just fabulous
screaming crying throwing up and I will be thinking about it endlessly
dabihawks au at a fashion school (think maggie&bianca) where touya is the son of an esteemed designer who’s attended fashion weeks before he knew what they where and keigo is still a criminal’s son with the face of a model who’s always made his own clothes out of old stuff bc he didn’t have the money to buy new ones. one of them has the favour of teacher’s and model agents alike and it’s not touya. cue a rivalry based on mutual jealousy, both of them under the impression that the other had opportunities handed to them.
screaming into my blankie. thanks op.
feat: random texts/tweets/posts from your boyfriend keigo <3
warnings / cache notes: language, suggestive, keigo’s slightly possessive/over protective, might be ooc. idc.
req📌: ❌ ignore how the first image is different from everything else i’ve had this post saved for so long
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after WAYYYY too long, Caitlin is here!
as always, there's more under the cut :3
SHE WAS SO HARDDDD
she has nothing on her, both canon and fanon, so i had to get creative. And since she's so two dimensional (gymnastic then acting), i had to get VERY creative
I was stuck on her collage for the longest time, but I boiled it down to sporty and yellow, and my brain finally clicked.
Her outfit is based on a leotard that Simone Biles sells, and i even included the little signature :3
I forgot to put a ship list on the drawing, but I'll include an abridged one here
Iro, Eva, Karma and Sutra, adorable with Shibuki and Loola, Roxxy, Saywer, Marybelle, and Karyn
Should i make a page for all the headcannons i have for her relationships (and the other girls)? yes. eventually...
OH MY GOD PLEASE PUT MORE MONSTER HIGH CHARACTERS INTO THE SPIDERVERSE STYLE
My bitch💔😔
♡ Wedding Photos ♡
Mr. and Mrs. Hatter
(the second one is simplier bc i got tired) (i wonder who attended their vwedding, thinking about it)
Their tea cup's have a TVgirl reference ♡
Extras ↓
INTRO POST!!
-> i'm perse! it's a silly nickname and i totally DIDN'T steal it from greek mythos... /j
-> i use he/she prns! (i inhabit several regular and premium letters in LGBTQ+)
-> my birthday is 1/8 (january eighth)
I LIKE...
-> crush crush, my hero academia, art, monster high, pokémon, theater, my little pony, Zelfs (someone remember them plz), collecting dumb toys/trinkets, gems (geology, gemology, anything to do with those little rocks), monster high, and a slew of other stuff!
-> music!
->-> I play the euphonium and sing, and listen to lots of different types of music. (punk, pop, scene, emo, country, rock, bcslly everything... i like NOAHFINNCE and Naethan Apollo the best bro...)
-> the internet (duh...) i like the idea of making websites but i'm not very good at it :(
DON'T...
-> be a meanie. (which means not judging anything here or being a dick.)
i think this is it! abuse that ask button!
Names, identities, ownership
RoleReversal!dbhwks AU
i draw pretty girls. i say 'pretty' things. i goober on that thang.
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