ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
The Kiss of Freedom by Rami Kanso
alucard and maria parallels this and that but these two scenes specifically? what if we all kill ourselves
So for years black girls have had to read fanfics where y/n was automatically described as being paled skinned with long flowing hair and blue eyes. We couldn’t relate to it exactly, it excluded us, it ignored us. But we read it cause it was all that was out there. Now when we start writing fanfics for other black girls to feel included and represented, now you all are saying that you ‘‘can’t relate to it” therefore don’t support black writers when we were supporting your work all those years even though you were acting like we don’t exist within these fandoms.
*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?
i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.
𝕿𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖔𝖗 𝕭𝖊𝖑𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖙 ⚔️🍂✨
Dorks.
I love you, I hate you, I missed you.
My partner showed me Gravity Falls lol
Guys, specially fans of the games, do you think Nocturne is actually gonna make Maria a love interest for Alucard after the time skip?
I don't ship them at all, I'm actually dreading it since episode 1, BUT- it's disturbing me the amount of people I keep seeing that make comments about "Maria's new dad/grandpa" when it comes to Alucard... It feels really weird knowing they might become an item
Also they barely interacted for them to make those comments and it's obvious from the finale that Maria is crushing on him. If there's someone here who deserves to be called Maria's new dad/grandpa is Juste and Juste only imo
The most anxious being on the planet :) some kind of vampire prince 19 ★he/him★trans:3 I reblog silly things sometimes so maybe avert our eyes if you're a child
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