Perfectlyzealousperfection - Prince Caspian

sometimes I like twitter

but only sometimes lol

HOW COULD HE *cries for 100 years*

important announcement

I have decided to have Wolfe break up with Alucard and date Erzsebet instead. You see, when Wolfe saw her for the first time, Wolfe was ENTRANCED by her reddish pink turnip shaped hair, and wondered if he could eat it. As a result, Wolfe left Alucard at the altar and ran away with Erzsebet in the desperate hopes of tasting her turnip hair. I hope everyone is cool with this, and if not, I dont care <33 #turnip #hungry

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

It makes me so so mad >:(

putting AI slop on my dash is a blockable offense

Alucard and his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad night in Paris

aint that just a suck in the dick

NOSFERATU THE VAMPYRE dir. Werner Herzog, 1979

i love playing the "is it steddie or wolfstar" and "is it jegulus or jayvik" game