If You Are Still Taking Requests, Alucard Holding Or Hanging Out With Some Bats!

They should dunk Alucard in water more often

accidentally put on my fellow knight's helm today and when I smelled his sweat and musk on the metal I became so undeniably aroused I had to excuse myself from the armoury to go jerk it. is this normal or is my soul in jeopardy be honest

So I've been listening to The Magnus Archives I think Tim should be allowed to slap Jonathan at least once. As a treat.

Based off a gif from Psych, and heavily inspired by sketchupnfries' version of the same thing!

no one is immune to knight gender 

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

Everybody point and laugh

accidentally typed "trench kiss" instead of "french kiss". anyone wanna hold hands and kiss in a muddy hole full of rats as bullets and grenades and artillerary shells fly over our heads?