HELP WHY ARE HIS BOOBS SO BIG

This may or may not have made me cry a little :3 I want to be a dragon tbh

"I want to be a dragon."

OK! I managed to throw together my pair of ideas for Gerry & Mike actually getting along vs griping at each other in book hunters au. Both are dramatic and accidentally feature falling, whoops. Aaaaanyway, Gerry falling off a roof because Reasons™ and Mike has to go against his nature to stop that happening.

Other idea, I figure Mike, despite being much less vulnerable after abandoning his humanity, could conceivably still be Spiral sensitive given the right circumstances. But luckily, Gerry is very charming and knows a guy.

I don't have like a running canon or whatever right now, I'm just having fun. ✨

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

Whatever *sticks my dick in the gap between who you are and who you portray yourself as*

the fucking brainrot…i’m sorry (no i’m not)

Worth it.

*seperated collage below*

I heart angrycard <333

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

Every time I encounter a friendly outdoor cat, I make sure to tell them "you're so pretty. You'd make a lovely hat if I skinned you." just to make sure that they know that there's freaks out there and they're not safe wandering around like that.