Why Is There An Anime Version Of Dr Doofensmirtz In My Hero Academia Im So Confused

Must be messed up to wake up in a box in a hole.

Reading through whump prompts and I came across one about fevers, reminding me that I needed to check my own temperature 20 minutes ago.

I love eating food. It really keeps me going

Happy Pride month y'all!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈✨🌈

DP x DC Prompt #1

Danny's halfa status gets discovered by his parents and they go full trigger-happy on him. He barely manages to escape, but he is severly wounded still. He's sixteen.

Dani (or Elle or however you wanna call her) finds him by chance (oh nononono Clockwork had nothing to do with this, wink wink) and yoinks him up to bring him somewhere safe. She's a little distracted, so she doesn't notice when she runs -or, well, flies- into a house. Literally. (nop definitely not Clocky's fault)

John Constantine nearly has a heart attack when two fucking ectoplasmic ghosts, the most solid, most radioactive, strongest, most destructive fucking ghosts crash through his window and land right in front of him. For some reason, the House of Mistery hasn't even cursed them despite being uninvited. He's like "welp, guess I'll die, but I ain't going down without a fight" until Dani starts crying and begging for him to help her brother. Then he's panicking because holy fuck these are kids, there's a bleeding dead child in his house.

Then Dani de-transforms and Danny's trandformation breaks as he falls unconcious and holy fuck now there's two very alive kids who used to be dead like, a minute ago and fucking shit that's a lot of blood.

So Constantine patches Danny up and Dani tells them they've got nowhere to go. She's a clone with noo family except for Danny and, well, his parents are the ones that almost make him go from half-dead to fully dead. On a whim, John decides fuck it and lets them stay at his house however long they need to. The House of Mistery is really fucking big after all nd it's already full of monsters and shit, what's two more ghosts to haunt it?

So they spend time together. Shennanigans ensue and a pranking war or two happen at some point. Those fuckers cause him so much trouble he's sure if he hadn't tricked his way into inmortaality he would be getting gray hairs.

Then, at some point, the ghost siblings do something that's incredibly fucking stupid like open up a book of spells constantine hadn't taught them yet and going ballistic through the house, chasing monsters and playing with literal fire. He fixes whatever nonsense situation they'd gotten themselves in (since when was he the one to fix other people's problems?) and scolds them for being dumb and irresponsible when he hits that oh in italics moment and realizes oh shit, I'm a father now.

He scoops them both up in an embrace and tells them thay could have gotten hurt and they both go oh shit, we have a father now.

Basically their dinamic doesn't change, except Dani and Danny call him dad sometimes. They talk about life and death and dying when he finds out they don't have a grave, not even a cenotaph!

The Phantom duo hadn't really thought it was that important. Sure, they were half-dead, but not all the way, why would they need a grave? They didn't even have a body to bury!

But their dad, with his magic, makes them each a gravestone anyway. He puts their names in it, on Danny's he puts his date of birth and death when he was 14, and on Dani's he puts the day she was created and the day she fell through his window.

"Why that day?" she asks. "I was already dead then."

"You were born dead. The dates on a grave are to mark a person's journey and tell their tale. I put the day yoour journey started, and the day it enden, when you came here to rest."

And that was that. He put their graves on the house's prettiest spot on the garden. He placed flowers and lit up candles on them. He put protections on them so nothing would be able to harm them.

Danny and Dani felt lighter, as if a weight they didn't know they carried suddently lifted. Their bodies filled with warmth and love everytime their dad left flowers on their cenotaphs or they left them for each other. They were thankfull for them now.

Meanwhile, the JL and the JL Dark were both getting worried. Sure, Constantine was always sectretive and distant, but this was already excessive. He barely picked any calls, and when he did he barely talked and sounded incredibly tired (Dani and Danny's fault). When they had a meeting, he looked like death warmed over. Tired, disheveled and depressed (damn he missed the little shits, he couldn't wait until the meeting was over to get back home) and he always got a longing look every time he saw one of them with their protegés (he really misses his kids, damn he's got it bad for them). This has been going on for a few months and he's only getting worse.

So they ask to go visit him. Y'know, to go check on him. Just to see if he was okay. Constantine's annoyed but his kids convince him to let his friends visit him. They don't want to be seen by them (they're kinda scared of strangers) but they think their dad should hang out with his co-workers. It's not healthy to be cooped up in the house, even they get visits from Sam and Tucker!

So the JLD came to the House of Mistery. They were just catching up a bit when some magic fuckery happens and somehow they end up on the gardens outside the house (which is really just some grass and wildflowers John calls a garden). Constantine tells them to stay there untill he comes back from fixing whatever the fuck that was.

Of course, they don't stand still. They go fuck arround the "garden" while they wait for him to get back, and they come across two tombstones. Their blood runs cold when they read the names.

Daniel and Danielle Constantine.

Daniel had been dead for two years, but he was only fourteen. Danielle had been born a month or two after Daniel had, so whoever their mother was had been already pregnant when Daniel died. The girl, just two years old, had died very recently. She died just when Constantine had started to act strange.

Their friend was grieving his kids. Fuck, they didn't even know John was a father! Where was the mother? Was he married? Why didn't he tell them? Was the mother dead? Why wasn't she burried there, then? Had she left? Was their friend grieving alone?

They got back to where their companion told them to wait in. Now they understood why he didn't want them snooping arround. They decided to help their friend however they could.

Misunderstandings happen.

I need need need an Italian chef villain whose line, upon creating the tool or whatever needed to take over the world, is:

"Ahh yes, my pastapiece"

did he really fall victim to the alt right pipeline or was he already insufferable and just looking for ways to justify his behavior

Dear Ukrainians!

I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed.

ITS A LIE

If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. They are ready for your arrival. They have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid. YOU ONLY NEED A PASSPORT!!!! VISAS ARE BEING SUSPENDED IN THE TIME BEING

The Polish government launched a site that tells you how you can enter:

In Ukrainian

Urząd do Spraw Cudzoziemców

Допомога громадянам України - Urząd do Spraw Cudzoziemców - Portal Gov.pl

ІНФОРМАЦІЯ ДЛЯ ГРОМАДЯН УКРАЇНИ

In English:

Urząd do Spraw Cudzoziemców

Help for Ukrainian citizens - Urząd do Spraw Cudzoziemców - Portal Gov.pl

INFORMATION FOR UKRAINIAN NATIONALS

I am NOT the original poster of this information and I don’t know if anyone on tumblr has posted it yet but I don’t want to take any chances.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG!!!! I DONT CARE IF DOESNT FIT YOUR BLOG THEME OR WHATEVER THIS INFORMATION CAN SAVE SO MANY INNOCENT LIVES

ONE MORE THING, IF YOU CAN TRANSLATE THIS POST INTO DIFFERENT LANGUAGES PLEASE DO SO TO SPREAD THE WORD EVEN MORE

UPDATE: Moldova is also taking in Ukrainian refugees!!!

VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! Men ages 18-60 can NOT LEAVE due to a declared martial law. Just know that my heart goes out to all of you who are affected by this and I hope to God that you make it out alive.

Update: The article below gives more detail on taking refuge in Poland

serwisy.gazetaprawna.pl

Ułatwienia dla Ukraińców uciekających do Polski. Pomagają też notariusze

Obywatele Ukrainy – z wyjątkiem mężczyzn w wieku poborowym – mają ułatwione procedury wjazdu do Polski. Z pomocą przychodzą niektórzy notari

VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE: Russia is using geolocation on Ukrainian citizen’s phones to track gatherings. If you or someone you know is in Ukrainian, please tell them to turn geolocation off.