Its 2025 But Im Doing A Coordinated Dance In My Kitchen To I Dont Dance From High School Musical 2. Aka

My gif-making skills are rusty, but I MADE A THING 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

thank god i was a gacha kid

FAVORITE TINA PLAYLIST WAS DELETED OFF SPOTIFY I WILL NEVER RECOVER

"i dont gaf" "im nonchalant" okay??? i g such af. be afraid of how many fs i g. i am either desolately sad or overflowing with love and its GREAT. i have never taken anything unseriously. cower in fear of my chalance.

sam chilling at home with joaquin, helping him get ready for a date or something i dont know what dads do, and bucky BURSTS through the door, knocking it off its hinges holding all of the thunderbolt members with one arm and yells "WE HAVE NEW KIDS NOW". he also does this with cats. frequently. sam is used to this. bucky broke him.

i’ve never watched it’s always sunny in philadelphia, but i need mac and dennis to fuck. not because i think they’re good for each other but because im so sick and fucking tired of hearing about it. and also from what i’ve seen charlie dee and frank are also tired of hearing about it. please let them just make out. it’ll make so many things so much easier. god bless.

reminder that there is a timeline in which bob belcher is a famous, incredibly hot, himbo of a secret agent (code name duchess) with retrograde amnesia who is a stepdad to the kids for 2 months, doesn't know tinas name, speaks russian and kills 4 KGB agents in the restaurant, running away from the family so they don't get killed. he then immediately forgets them. just putting out the fact that the kids watch their dad kill 4 people in front of them and never see him again <3

listening to the entirety of punisher (phoebe bridgers) in order makes me feel like a dog who, without realizing it, let its instincts take over and is now looking in terror at the carnage of the lamb it slaughtered, crimson dripping from its yellow teeth, tears pathetically running from its dark brown eyes

"i want to go home" "youre already in your home" OKAY? thats not what i MEAN

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