Yes They Were Surprised. Just Maybe Not Quite As Much As I Was Hoping.

When your horse breaks down and you gotta take the subway to fight that dragon. 🐉 

You heard the man.

please tell me to change my bedsheets

devour your bed sheets

consume your pillows

eat your entire bed

go go go go go go go

Breaking | Dozens of Israeli airstrikes target Gaza City, with direct bombardment of residential homes.

Reports coming from civilians right now 💔😭

You yelling at your child is worse than your child yelling at you.

And I'm 100% serious about that.

You're the one who has an enormous amount of power, making it much more threatening when you yell than when they yell.

You're the one who had decades to figure out how to communicate in a better way.

You're the one who has other ways to get them to listen.

You're the one who chose to have a child, knowing that it would be your job to raise them.

You're the one who should be setting a good example and teaching them what healthy human interaction looks like.

If you don't want your child to yell, teach them why yelling is wrong and why it hurts to be yelled at. Of course, by doing so, you'll be making it clear exactly why you yelling at them is worse than them yelling at you. And you don't want to do that because it's a threat to your power.

the creature approaches with ambiguous intent

I just learned that 4chan is possibly dead. Words cannot express the odd feeling of elation I am feeling at this moment