It Wrinkles My Brain That Jupiter’s Moon Europa Has Oceans That Are Sixty Miles Deep, While Earth’s

god i love how pitbulls are like

i've been up for twenty minutes and out of the three april fool's jokes i've seen so far this is the only funny one

storyteller

sometimes I forget that I'm just a teenager writing a webcomic in my spare time, so I shouldn't hold myself to the same standards as, say, a feature film with an entire team of professional writers, or Hiromu Arakawa. Writing flawed stories is okay, and even necessary in order to write better ones :)

(if you want to read aforementioned amateur webcomic...)

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

strawberry 

It's just very important to me that you know prairie-style gardens exist.

Ok. Thank you. Carry on.

Bad days don't make you a failure! Good days don't make you a faker!

You are worth more than what you can do on any given day!

observing popcorn