THEY SAID THE THIIIIIIIIIING

Thisssss. Broke up with my partner 5 days before pride, went on a date with my best friend, having the time of my life rn even though it didn’t work out. Just live your life until you lessen to love it. Have fun in the moment. Go for it. Happy pride loves

this pride month I am wishing everyone a very stop overanalyzing yourself and just have fun with it. have gay sex. don't have any sex. try on a new gender. stop caring about gender at all. talk to your doctor about hormones. go on a date. break up with the person you dont love. whatever it is you have been putting off doing by dithering about it in your head. just do that and fully experience how it feels without trying to put it into words. if you still need a word for it later there will be one. they aren't going anywhere. but people were here before language and there's only so far language can go in giving you a fulfilling human experience. so if you are hiding behind finding the right words for whatever it is your heart wants i hope this month you get the courage to just do it instead.

Cardigans are severely underrated, they’re like the portable hugs you never got from your mom.

So I work at a pizza place. This results in stupid questions like “omg how many pizzas do you make every shift?” Bitch do you think that is at all consistent or something that my depressed ass keeps track of? AND OF COURSE “I like pineapple on my pizza, do you hate me?” Hun, you don’t want to KNOW the things I am required to put on pizza. PICKLES? YEP, THERES A PIZZA WITH PICKLES. We even have these little raisin tomatoes which are absolutely disgusting. And sticky. I have put KETCHUP AND MUSTARD on pizza INSTEAD OF SAUCE. You think pineapple tops how DIRTY I feel after putting ketchup on pizza? AND ARTICHOKES YUGH. THESE MORHER FUCKERS ARE SO NARTSY TASTING THAT WE ARE REQUIRED TO CHANGE. OUR. GLOVES. BEFORE TOUCHING ANY OTHER INGREDIENTS LEST THE JUICE OF THESE SICK FUCKERS DRIP ON SOMETHING AND MAKE IT TASTE LIKE BITTER FUCKING VEGETABLES.

LOOK AT THIS NASTY ASS GREEN THING. IT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE IT WOULD EVER BELONG HERE ITS JUST SITTING THERE. BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE THAT THING IS SOAKED IN ARTICHOKE JUICE BC THAT SHIT GETS E V E R Y W H E R E.

This concludes my pizza rant

Pumpkin spice babyyyyyyy

Also spicy Mayo and blue tack

Ok I made one of these, send in some asks and tell me how you feel about me <3

what makes them think they have the right

This is gonna make me cry omg

and i will follow where this takes me and my tomorrows long to be unknown when all is shaken, be my safety in a world uncertain, say you’ll be my stone

you catch me smiling and giggling at my phone looking embarrassed and when you get a glimpse of my screen you see Elon Musk in what appears to be a SAW-like trap he must sacrifice something to escape ! ❤️💕💋

@mossochist-archive

This is so goddamn beautiful, everyone who has ever made a homophobic post/comment and has kids will see this and cry. “NOW THEYRE MAKINH THE FUCKING DOGS GAY” BET YOUR ASS KAREN. THE DOGS WERE ALREADY GAY.

Current Mood: Crying While Watching Blue’s Clues Pride Song

ED BALLS

Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE