Little Late, But Happy Birthday To The Owl Lady Herself!!!

The different color eye thing is called heterochromia, it’s really rare but it’s really cool when you see it.

Ok

So I'm confused what my eye color is . I have been told that they are blue , green and also I have been told they charge color . I know one of my eyes is darker than the other one and my mom said I might have the thing that makes your eyes different colors but my sister ( who can't really remember faces and trys to give people eye color when she's describing someone ) said she always thought my eyes were Gray

if your first thought when you hear me say "i hate leeches" is 'vampires' and not 'landlords' unfollow me. this is a pro-vampire, anti-landlord only zone.

Me when I sip my tea and it’s too fucking hot

ETERNAL DAMNATION

Are we just ignoring the very first documented “Florida Man” absurdity

The Pink Mess of Goose Creek Lagoon

aka my first documented appearance 

“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here

@mossochist-archive us??

AND THERE ARE ALL THE POSTS TALKING ABOUT HOW OUR SON IS NOT STARVING UNLIKE IN EVERY SINGLE FIC EVER

Chat eating cause the boy needs to eat more.  Bonus: 

This is what Adrien was eating before: A glass of water and a small amount of something that looks peas and meat. That is he clearly not enjoying. 

While at the Dupains they give you a whole cake for breakfast! 

can y’all just… like or reblog if y’all are polyam-safe blogs

YES

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