She Doesn’t Approve Of Cupcakes Before Sisters

wow I can’t believe it takes nino 70 days to hatch

Ayo whaddup shawties just got my license a few weeks ago. Im ace now.

Middle school: ew what is sex, that sounds gross I could never fuck someone

Highschool: FUCK WHY IS EVERYONE HOT LIKE GODDAMN HES HOT SHES HOT I WANNA MAKEOUT WITH ALEX FIERRO EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESNT EXIST WHAT THE FUCK.

i can feel the book from my bedside table judge me as i open yet another ao3 tab

Reblog and put in the tags what temp you take your showers at

“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”

— P. T. Barnum

rb this post to tuck in the mutual you rbed it from w a soft comfy plushie

Bitch-boi-death, ya-bitch-death, ya-boi-bitch I can’t read any of these without know that they are all me in real life

replace one word of your url with bitch

ME TOO

magnus, vibrating at speeds high enough to shatter glass: i love alex a normal amount

Don’t say that in front of all my 1 (one) internet friends. They’ll think I have feelings or something.

Boyfriends aren’t allowed to follow me get out you’ll see all my slut posts

Scared

how does this make you feel?