LMAO

Me when I sip my tea and it’s too fucking hot

ETERNAL DAMNATION

I hate working an actual big boy job I just want it be someone’s pretty boy wife

That’s utterly HORRIFYING.

ADSLKFJLSDKF i WILL turn off submissions you little shits. 

someone just sent me doofenshmirtz x perry mpreg art, it’s not even the worse thing i’ve seen today

fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations

I’m sobbing this is perfect and beautiful

Hello there awesome animal fact person! Lately I've come to love maned wolves. Their appearance is weird as it is but I'm wondering if you have some even weirder or cursed facts about them!

at nearly four fucking feet tall, maned wolves are the tallest canid in the world by a HUGE margin! 

and there’s a good reason for that- maned wolves live in grassland areas and mostly hunt small animals, so the long stilt-legs give them a literal leg up and let them see over the tall grass.

(probably still HELLA ticks in there, though.)

this elevated height also grants them a distinguished and imposing air...

...but only from the sides.

reblog this to hug me

Fuck you too bitch

Middle school: ew what is sex, that sounds gross I could never fuck someone

Highschool: FUCK WHY IS EVERYONE HOT LIKE GODDAMN HES HOT SHES HOT I WANNA MAKEOUT WITH ALEX FIERRO EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESNT EXIST WHAT THE FUCK.

Can ANYONE tell me what THE EVERLOVING FUCK EBDB IS

Can we bring this back

Coming out

Me: mom I'm bi

Mom: ok sweet heart I love you and that'll never change. I'm bi too you know that. So I'll never judge you for that.

Me: I know mom but I was still scared

Mom: always be yourself around me

Me: ok well I'm gender fluid too and I want to start dressing like a guy sometimes is that ok?

Mom: of course baby.

Me: *starts to cry* I love you mom *hugs her*

Mom: I love you too