How Do I Get Rid Off My Digestive Track ASAP, It's Making Me Suffer For No Fucking Reason.

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

openfacedsandwiches → closedtoeburritos

“there is no furniture in his house/apartment” is objectively the funniest headcanon you can assign to a fictional character

Wait ngl I thought your pfp was sad hamster this entire time

Its a tiny little beaded hamster I made for my mom, wearing a cardboard hat. Tbh dont remember why I used it as profile picture.

idk what you call this. trope????? i guess?? but. yeah. i latched onto it from reading fics bc im predictable

pov: the other ending where megatron doesn’t flirt in gladiator

I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.

when in doubt about whether or not to make a thing, do it for your 3 hardcore fans.

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

My eyes hurt when I see how etcetera is written