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I just watched episodes 26-27 of BPJD and oh My GOD THIS SHOW IS SO MESSED UP.

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Yuta, an 11 year old, watched his best friend die in front of him and then almost got shot by the controlled corpse of his said best friend.

Im getting absolutely obliterated by this show, send help /j

I cant stop thinking about this episode

"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.

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I cant stop giggling every time I read color chips' Russian translation.

Cybertronian Units of Time: a Guide

…concocted by me, via:

Canon Definitions

Most Common Terms Used in Fandom (that I have seen)

Most Common Interpretations of Aforementioned Terms

Math That Makes Those Terms Make Sense Together

Filling in the Blanks With What Sounded Good (to me)

So essentially I began with Cybertronian units with explicit definitions in canon that are also widely used in fandom (ie. Vorn = 83 years, Joor = 6 hours, Groon = 1 hour). I then worked my way out from those and tried to keep to rough factors of 6/8/10.

Some terms that did have explicit canon definitions had to be slightly skewed from their value (ie. Breem: 8 → 6 minutes, Klik: 8 → 6 seconds) if their definition contradicted another definition that made more sense/fit better. 

At any rate, obviously no one is obligated to use this standard, but canon Transformers content has been unfortunately… awful at establishing any universal units of time, their relationship to each other, or their equivalents to human units of time.

So this occasionally makes fanfiction an absolute nightmare for people like me with a crap memory who don’t want to constantly have to scroll through a thousand pages of the wiki to remind themselves what the hell a groon is.

So, naturally, I simply spent far too long whipping up this at-a-glance guide to keep track of it & on the off chance that the fandom might adopt it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

(PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU LIKE IT SO THAT MORE FANS CAN SEE IT!)

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I won't be in city for a week to do all of your magic wisdom stuff with eShop, but ill tell you when I'll have it all done, thank you.

My deepest gratitude to you❤️

I bought Nintendo switch and Splatoon 3, but it is being late and I have no way of obtaining any other games besides ordering them online from China and everyone who I told about this asked "So its useless now?”

Guys, stop, I already know this decision was poorly though out, stop saying this, it makes me feel even more guilty.