I Hath Remade My Homunculus.

You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.

if you have a niche sport/job/hobby it’s your sacred duty to make the most specific incomprehensible AUs with the characters you like. no more coffeeshop aus no more college aus you have to put those guys in a microbial lab. your fave is a high school english teacher. that show is about bowling now sorry. THIS IS MANDATORY!!!

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

if you’re reading this, i’m putting a thought out into the world for you. a hope that whatever’s worrying you works out in your favor, that a happy moment comes your way, and that you have a heartwarming reason to smile tonight

Tennis racket is literally the best fidget toy. I can spin it in so many ways, I can hit people with it, I can touch strings.

Me : I know english very good, I got good grades in it and write without mistakes (at least I keep them at minimum)

The big ass list of all my grammar mistakes under 1 chapter:

I'm going to fucking die because of my 3d printer. It doesn't connect to my computer, it doesn't appear in the list of non-networked printers in Cura, there's no instructions on how to just make it work.

AAAAAAAAAAA

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about