I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

Was silently scrolling tumblr when I suddenly heard someone whistling a cheery melody outside of my home.

It made me stop and think "people really do whistle for fun??? Cartoony as hell"

“I did not see God,” Yuri Gagarin’s transmission read. When the base objected, he clarified: “No, you don’t understand. My ship crashed into God. He’s currently unconscious and the angels are panicking. What do I do?”

IM CRYING OVER BIG ROBOTS, FUCK

Parkour civilization

i fucking love how in pro wrestling world, literally every aspect of life revolves around wrestling. match stipulations are 100% legally binding and can settle child custody disputes or attempted murder charges. and if you lose a match you can be immediately fired, lose your home and life savings, be forced into indentured servitude or get trapped in a hell dimension

Wait ngl I thought your pfp was sad hamster this entire time

Its a tiny little beaded hamster I made for my mom, wearing a cardboard hat. Tbh dont remember why I used it as profile picture.

linked universe but the chain gets teleported into parkour civilisation & meet evbo and have to chose between doing a one block jump for the chicken or a one block vertical jump for the beef

I hope my death will be extremely painful, so it would hurt less in hell.

Do you know who prevs icon is?

Post is set for a week, let's see how it goes...