My Homestuck Hot Take Is That Dirk Strider Should Have Had A Twink Death In The Epilogues

Please don't make me be woke today

>It’s an election year

>Dsmp on the dash

close enough! Welcome back 2020

Um

op

as someone who has accidentally hit a civilian with a wrench over and over until the writhing stopped

a gas leak wouldn't even affect me

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

I'm looking up vegetarian recipes, and

Maybe I'm just sleepy but I'm enjoying thinking about things farmers would categorically refuse to grow. Poison ivy. Evil potatoes

[remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] YOU should kill yourself