Start Saying "im Gonna Kill Somebody" Instead Of "im Gonna Kms" To Introduce A Positive, Pro-active Mindset

>It’s an election year

>Dsmp on the dash

close enough! Welcome back 2020

Hello hello my little soon to be angels, this is the pilot speaking ;)

a man walking by me on the street calls me a faggot so i point my bill gates 5g microchip gaydar at him and discover he experimented with a man in college and can reclaim it so i determine i am no longer upset

this is my buddy joey, we consider him a lesser form of life

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

you think you’re sisyphus but you’re actually the fuckass boulder

by Haruka Kurebayashi

my zero note flop posts will outlive all of you

PixlRiffs:

Submitted for: Empires SMP Season 1, Empires SMP Season 2, New Life SMP

Headcanons: Nonbinary, he/they; Agender, any/all

Propaganda: “Pix is so 'I am older than the concept of gender, try me.' and ‘The vigil said no gender' to [the submitter].”

Skizzleman:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Third Life, Last Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life

Headcanons: Transmasc, he/him; Questioning, pronouns not specified

Propaganda: “[The submitter] [is] obligated by law to give top surgery scars to any character with a lot of scars.”