Ah, My Favorite Dynamic. Girlboss X Mansplain.

popee chasing his dumbass journalist

he's right

without the text ✂️

i give him a kiss on his bald little head

I AM GOIGN TO KISS THAT STUPID AXOLOTL ON HIS FOREHEAD

*never gets to kiss the axolotl on his forehead, making him very sad and he looks at you like this:*

EATEDS IT

he has a love letter 4 U :3c

it's ok gangle i love you ❤️‍🩹

yandere gangle design by @waves-and-whiskers

Yandere Gangle Headcannons

(Some based on the new episode)

⚠️Flash warning at the end⚠️

꩜ She writes fanfiction of you and her. It gets pretty dark sometimes.

☆ She always has to be around you 24/7. She's like a housecat. You can't eat, sleep, or do anything without her.

꩜ She commonly gets jealous when you have any intimate emotional moments with the other performers. Yes, she is watching, but normally doesn't say anything and lets the feelings fester into bitter hatred of whoever you're getting close to. (This may or may not be what drives her to write those dark parts of those aforementioned fanfictions.)

☆ During episode 4, she becomes a bit more dangerous. Rather than being passively jealous, she actively torments those who have gotten too close to you, making them double the work and threatening to have Caine punish them if they don't do what she says. You, however, get to do almost nothing the entire time.

꩜ If any of the customers in episode 4 were to be rude to you in any way, Gangle would try to kick them out immediately. If they refused to leave...

☆ It's okay. They were just NPCs, right?

꩜ When Gangle does not have the plastic mask on, she believes the only reason you do not reciprocate her feelings is because of her fragile comedy mask. This causes her to actually refuse to take the plastic mask off in the end, though it causes her to go more and more insane.

☆ Gangle also tries to flirt with you at Spudy's. With pun pickup lines. Really bad pickup lines. But she's trying.

꩜ She becomes progressively more violent towards the others the longer her plastic mask stays on.

☆ You have to force it off of her back at the circus.

idk how but gangle killed jax

version without the filter:

i love dip

sneak peak for the next chapter of pink fantasy life ☝️😃

a beautiful beautiful creature alfred is.

How would Alfred (and/or nyo America) react to TikTok getting banned in the U.S.

england is depressing but ya boi is still smiling