You Are Doing Awesome And I Hope You Have A Wonderful Day

My friend and I decided that in a DSMP Batman AU, BBH would be Bruce Wayne, Sapnap would be Dick Grayson, Skeppy would be Catwoman, and Antfrost would be Alfred.

why

why is there so much vanilla extract

what happened while i was gone can someone explain

I'm so confused

My mom literally got mad at my brother because he grabbed a purple towel instead of a blue one. She really said, “I’m not like this open-minded generation. I’m not like you guys.” Like, okay???? We know???? That’s not something to be proud of mother

Midoriya, barely conscious while healing in a hospital: UA. . . can you even imagine it?

Bakugo: We go to school at UA, Deku. We live there.

Midoriya: Oh.

Midoriya: . . .

Midoriya: But can you imagine it?

The surgery for wisdom teeth removal was super fun, but the ache afterwards is not.

I miss food.

Maybe I would actually eat if I didn’t have to change out of my pajamas before going upstairs.

My brother is so annoying, I'll be like "Here's my new idea for a story! It's just vibes right now lol 😆" and he'll be like "See?!?!?! You can't write any of this because there's no plot!!!1!!1!!! THAT'S why your story sounds so awful!!!! You need to know exactly where the story is going and you have NO CLUE what you're doing!! Who are the characters???? What are their arcs???? How does this all connect????? If you don't already know that, then you CAN'T write this and have it turn out good!!"

Brother stfu I created this last night how do you expect me to have a fully fleshed out narrative when it's still in development

Why is fictional gambling so cool. The fear, the terror, of knowing you could lose everything, and the thrill just before the reveal. Everyone is keeping their expressions closed and no one knows what each glance means. It’s so cool.

I could never be a main character because I'm sensitive and insecure and depressed and I have anxiety and I would simply die after hearing anything mean directed at me even three times.

"The day before there were another 23 victims. He's killing one off, every hour on the hour."

Okay but time is a social construct. Time is relative. How does the Death Note know what time it is? Which clock is it going off of? If I take it into a spaceship, fly off into another sphere of gravity, and ask for the death to occur at 6, is it going off the spaceship's time or Earth's time? How does it know???