Many Of My Texts To My Friends Read A Lot Like Tumblr Posts, But I Can Stop Bothering Them Because I

I wish I could be the kind, courageous, and generous employee the customers think I am. Like sir, I'm not giving you free water out of the goodness of my heart. It's because the water. . .is free.

The great thing about Tumblr is that I can share my thoughts with the world. I’ve always liked having private thoughts, but having someone know what they are every once in a while and respond is rather nice as well. No one’s really paying attention here, so I can say what I want, and if someone likes it, they can see it and move on. I’ve shared it. And very few people will know. Unless I somehow for some reason become famous, then something went wrong along the way.

Instead of going to sleep, I am going to go play Genshin and I am going to fall in love with Monsieur Neuvillette because he's got gorgeous eyeliner and he's very kind and he's vageuly awkward and he commands a room well

Just ate a strawberry and had the flavor still lingering in my mouth. As I walked out of the kitchen I was like, "Woah, that was strawberry flavored!"

I will point out the most obvious things like it’s a novelty.

"Wow, Dad, Uncle looks so much like you!"

"That’s because he's my brother."

"Yeah. And he LOOKS it."

Or

"Wow, *voice actor* really sounds like *character*!"

"He voices him."

"Yeah, and he sounds like him too! :)"

An MLP song started playing on my Spotify playlist but I thought it was a song from Madagascar 2 so that’s how life is going

okay but the harmonies in “I Need to Know” from Island Princess???? are so beautiful??? I’m seriously about to cry rn the male singer’s voice is so pretty and he’s harmonizing so well like oh my goodness

I have successfully conditioned myself to think of MDZS whenever I hear “When You Come Home” by Mree.

Another evidence to add to my list of evidences that I am, in fact, aro:

When I was younger, I thought I had a crush on a guy in my school, and one day he saw me sitting with another guy at lunch. Before our next class started, he came up to ask who the other guy was. I had wondered if he was feeling jealous, but I just said, “Oh that was my friend. Why do you ask?”

“It’s just that big brother instinct kicking in.”

And I was like “oh Okay” and it was the most hilarious thing to me that I had just gotten family-zoned. I was laughing about it all afternoon, but when I told my friends, they were all “oh no I’m so sorry!” and I was like it literally doesn’t matter?? why are you pitying me??????

It always annoys me when villains in children’s shows are so pathetic. They’re like “yes I am the most evil thing there is” but the most they do is inconvenience the protagonist, and mostly they just sit back and send some clone to do the dirty work. Like I know these are for children, but I really just want a villain that’s actually evil. I think I’m just looking in the wrong place but I don’t know where to actually look.