@disappointedwaffles @catz-dagger @vokis-inn-and-tavern

Kinda? I mean not really but like I’ve heard about you from Miles and also the Peter B incident and you are quite literally the ONLY Deadpool I am aware of in this and surrounding universes.

If you kill all your hosts have you ever thought about bonding with a Deadpool?

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@d-adpool WADE, GET OVER HERE I GOTTA TRY SOMETHING

id: a tweet from pop tingz. "max announces the release of the 'luigi mangione: the ceo killer' documentary on february 17th."

hey! just a reminder this alleged "ceo killer" hasn't been convicted of anything, hasn't even gone to trial, was taken into custody without being dna tested or fingerprinted (what fingerprints they did find near the scene were entirely circumstantial), didn't have any contact with legal rep before his extradition hearing, and wasn't identified as a facial match by the fbi's top notch ai software. just don't watch this doc, it's bound to be full of bullshit just like tmz.

Marvel Rivals Peter my beloved AHHH

Bonus: Logan later

Logie Bear's already asking to move on to the next level of their relationship

parryyyyyyyyy! i miss u :(

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Oh, hello!! Hey!! How are you doing?

Probably foxglove or spider irises, though blue lilies would also be acceptable.

However since I’m not part spider I’m probably (hopefully) not going to die anytime soon, though- if you are part spider, then lifespan is probably more along 47 years, so I take back that statement.

@spidey-official @reallyreallyspiderman @pavbhaji-prabhakar @brooklynsspiderman @brooklynsspiderwoman @definitelynot-peterp4rker tag all the spider-men and women of the multiverse

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

Wait, no, I think I’ve heard about it before! It’s what happens when you knock somebody unconscious I think. Not entirely sure though, it may also mean “death?” (Ex; sleeping with the fishies, asleep six feet under, etc etc)

Alright. It is time to go rest. I’ll talk to each and everyone one of you tomorrow and I’m creating something for a few of you. Stay updated and SLEEP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! SLEEP!

Good night!

KILL KILL KILL HYRDA KILL

hail HYDRA.

Really? You’re going to play that card on me? Think again.