Dramatically Opens The Door To The Classroom On The First Day Of School Wearing This.

SEA what i did there?

I’m sorry, I zoned out, if you could repeat literally everything you just said that’d be great

*ADHD brain zoning out again immediately*

I just need you all to see this picture of actual notes I found in my homework folder from a project I did in college last year

Five minutes of petting my service dog goes to anyone who can tell me what subject this was even for

Are… are these trees on fire or do I need to see someone about my pyromania?

I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

#Catch me at the stegosaurus concert

Tag yourself I’m fuck it let’s sign up for basket weaving

i don’t want to be the best at anything. that would be stressful & wouldn’t leave room for much else

i would like to be reasonably good at a handful of things. but mostly i want to enjoy doing things, and to find fulfillment in doing them. the level of “skill” I reach is very much secondary.

I also have the need to entertain you and will constantly ask if you want anything if you come to my home because “being a good host” was drilled into me from birth

Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.