I Noticed You Haven’t Been Online In 10 Hours, Is Therapy Finally Working?

my favorite motifs are grief, rage, and burdens

happy ask list for when you’re sad:

sunflower: if there was a door that went to a city that was a good representation of you, what city would it be and would you go through the door?

pink: sunsets or sunrises? 

freshly cut grass: are you an early riser? if not, is this because you stay up late? 

journal: would you dye your hair if you had the opportunity? why or why not? 

painting: in what ways are you creative? 

waves: is there one music genre you can’t listen to? 

writing: do you write letters? if not, would you like to be? 

waterfalls: describe your perfect date.

freckles: what’s something that makes you happy? describe the first thing that comes to your head. 

dimples: would you rather be inviting on a hike or a night out? 

blushing: describe a rad person you know. 

watercolour: talk about something someone you are interested in can do that never fails to make you find them attractive? 

pine: if you could only smell one scent for the rest of your life, what would it be? 

pink eyeshadow: pasta or pizza? 

icy: homemade or takeout? 

rosè: what’s your opinion on shyness? 

clouds: list your top 5 songs at the moment and how they make you feel 

silk: list songs you listen to for a jam 

white sheets: where’s somewhere you would love to travel to? why? 

black nail polish: what do you do to pamper yourself? 

hidden beaches: do you prefer to hang out in a big group or one on one? 

crossed fingers: using no negative words, describe your hair. 

mocktails: cold weather or hot weather?

me as a dm: alright im gonna need y'all to make a vibe check

This is so funny to me?? People are so desperate to escape their families that it makes ao3 crash lmao

oh to be a little goose and wreak absolute havoc

Post season 4 Jon is just:

Someday Juno is going to forget Peter’s alias on a job and then realize with horror that the obvious solution is pet names.  “Yes, why don’t you explain to our hosts why we’re here… babe.” “I thought you were going to be on the other side of town, uh, dear.” “If you laugh at my disguise ONE MORE TIME, cupcake, you’re sleeping on the couch tonight.”

The best part of this, of course, is that Peter is delighted to reciprocate.  “My darling, what a lovely surprise to see you.” “Pass me those lock picks, oh light of my life.” “As soon as I’m finished I’ll see you at home, sweetheart.”

i may not be a girl anymore but eldest daughter trauma is forever

I usually fucking loathe anyone who references 1984 on social media but I do feel like actually Microsoft deciding to underline every use of an intensifier as an error is some Newspeak bullshit. no you can't replace "very nervous" with "nervous" to make a sentence "more concise" actually, because the word "very" has an actual fuckdamn meaning that I am deliberately conveying, you soulless corporate horseshit shovelling cartoon paperclip ass motherfucker