Slowly Approaching Bear

thank you for taking the commission!! i love them and everything about the piece so much. @winsbuckart did such an amazing job.

Commission for @kaleidoscopic-karma

Jon: I know what a meme is.

Georgie: Well then, prove it.

Jon: If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?

Georgie:

Georgie:

Georgie: Jonathan Sims are you actually compelling me to answer this question right now

Jon: I’m so sorry I don’t know how to turn it off

i know there’s the joke that as kids we thought that the bermuda triangle and quicksand were way more serious than they actually are but you know what else i thought was a notable danger? whirlpools. i thought they just kind of popped up in the ocean randomly and sucked down giant ships to the bottom of the ocean and it was a big problem.

do you know how many recorded cases there have been of whirlpools sucking down large ships? zero. it’s never fucking happened in real life.

Please enjoy my decorative Halloween offering for this year!

Once in middle school my friend Olivia had her phone taken away during lunch, and because she had a bad reputation she couldn’t just go to the office and get her phone back from the principal after lunch. I ended up walking in and asking for her phone back and when the principal asked what my name was, I said “Olivia” because I wasn’t sure if she had her name anywhere on her phone or anything (this was the mid 2000s and at the time it was popular to have a flip phone with a front screen so you could put your name on it)

After I get Olivia’s phone back, my friend and I go to the bathroom because we’re going to skip the last couple classes of the day because we’re awful goblin children. We’re chilling in the bathroom when the gym teacher comes in and sees a skipping class. She proceeds to essentially drag us by the ear to the principal’s office to report us and get a signed up for detention. The principle refers to me as Olivia multiple times during this process. My name is not Olivia. At this point I’m just praying that no one points out the fact that my name is not Olivia and then I can just get my detention to be on my way.

My name discrepancy surprisingly never gets brought up. I couldn’t even imagine the shit that I would be in if they had pointed out that my name was not Olivia.

When I moved on to the high school, the principal came with us and became the vice principal of the high school. he was a friendly guy and would greet students in the hallway every morning. He referred me as Olivia every single time I saw him until graduation when my name was announced, and that it was not in fact Olivia, and as he was helping me down from the stage after getting my diploma I could see the realization on his face that I had basically made him think that my name is Olivia for over five years.

art classrooms are the opposite of liminal space

my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

characters who are loyal

characters who are loyal to the point of being incredibly self destructive

This randomly landed on our porch last night after a storm

I swear, if that is a Deck of Many Things, I will cut you.

-sorcerer with bad experiences (via yourplayersaidwhat)