Important Note To All Dracula Fans - Coca-Cola Was Invented In 1886, And The Story Is Set In 1897. This

how to train your dragon is just a viking au horse girl movie

[ID: A quick comic done in bright colors of Helen, a woman with long spindly fingers, claw-like red painted nails, and a gray skirtsuit. It also features some random couple she presumably accosted on the street.

Helen, trying to lure the random couple into her yellow murder door: And this is a hellish nightmare death hallway with no way to escape.

Helen: Could be a nursery.

/End ID]

Helen goes back to work and honestly it’s basically exactly the same as before.

Neil Hilborn, “For Henry, Who Has Just Died”, The Future

i think part of the reason why i love disney’s hercules so much is that the idea of a sassy hades resounds so deeply with me as a person who has siblings. like imagine if you were rich as fuck and had to live in what’s basically the flooded basement of the entire world while your brothers fart around banging everything in sight. if i had to live in a literal swamp and listen to stories about poseidon turning into a horse to get sexy with demeter i’d probably have no fucking patience too

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

sharing music you like with someone else is the most mortifying ordeal of being known

frail newborn Thing

me, with a vague plot idea, 1 (one) character name, and an outline that consists of mostly question marks:

Exists...

...

...

...

Is cool.

Trans people don’t have to change their name if they like it.