OH I SPOKE TOO SOON

you can only reblog this today

her penis/cock/johnson/member is a wiimote she hasnt properly strapped to her arm. and sister. my ass is a flat screen tv

YES

I had an epiphany

Somebody stop me! @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

I adore him and afraid of at the same time. He turned out really terrifying...

"Xianle, what are you looking at?"

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

this is so precious oh my god