This Reminds Me Of A Story A Boy Told Us In RE Last Year.

This reminds me of a story a boy told us in RE last year.

He had a dog and a hamster and one day when he came downstairs the dog was standing in front of the hamster cage, barking, and the hamster was just lying there.

He called his mum downstairs and they both assumed the hamster had been scared to death and so his mum suggested that they cremate it in the log burner.

So they did just that and put the hamster in the log burner and then THEY HEARD SQUEALING AND SCREAMING BECAUSE THE HAMSTER WAS BURNING ALIVE IT WASN'T DEAD IT HAD JUST FAINTED

The thing is they couldn't rescue it and so they just had to listen to it burning

who wants to hear the worst story i’ve ever heard

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1 year ago

her penis/cock/johnson/member is a wiimote she hasnt properly strapped to her arm. and sister. my ass is a flat screen tv

1 year ago

it's one of those days where my boobs hurt. it must be because my heart is so full of love

3 years ago

hell yeah Ukraine time. Finally a break from all these ballads


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1 year ago

you know what? that's it

*bi's your sexual

2 years ago
Oh My God It Might Be This

oh my god it might be this

the $200000 donation goal was reached in the sweepstakes, which unlocked 2 more prizes.

However

The $200000 Donation Goal Was Reached In The Sweepstakes, Which Unlocked 2 More Prizes.

the skeleton snow globe is still blurred.

If you look in the official rules bit, it says "Jack and Sally snowglobe with custom personalisation"

I wouldn't put it past toby to get a nightmare before christmas snowglobe, and then just stick Sans' head on Jack


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5 years ago

rry Christs

Type Merry Christmas without using the letters in your name.

Mey Chstms

6 years ago

China still has a crush on Skulduggery. Pass it on. QUICK!

china still has a crush on skulduggery pass it on


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4 years ago

we jad these in primary school I loved them

breakfast

Breakfast
3 years ago

was expecting a bit more from the Netherlands since they said she was pretty big in the alt pop scene. she's good it's just not the vibes™ i was expecting


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