Before Skulduggery Got His Facade Valkyrie Stole His Hat Multiple Times.

xkcd

My Favorite Things

My Favorite Things

When an Ur guy

sells Nanni things

but the copper's bad,

He simply records his complaint for all time

"| got a bad deal

I'm maaaaad"

Why are the people you'd expect to own scary pitbulls the only responsible pitbull owners

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

one of my favourite things about the SP discord server: Uno bot was renamed Jon because someone's phone kept autocorrecting it

I think he would've been if Skul and co never found him

Correct me if Im wrong ...

But isnt Fletcher technically a neoteric just like Nero?

Tagged by @expora-of-tumbler

Aliases: GirlOManyFandoms or people call me Lilith or Rosaline on the Skulduggery Pleasant discord

Birthday: September 8th

Zodiac: Virgo

Height: 5"7ish

Hobbies: Reading, watching films, using Tumblr far too much

Favourite colour: Shade of green used for Slytherin

Favourite book: Skulduggery Pleasant- Death Bringer

Last movie I saw: Rocky Horror Show

Inspiration: Whatever pops into my head

Tagging: @choose-your-own-name @bagels-almost-definitely-exist

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1. aliases: sam

2. birthday: jan, 20th 

3. zodiac: aquarius 

4. height: 4′11 ,,, please let me grow

5. hobbies: drawing, playing piano and watching horror movies :D

6. fav colour: green or light pink ! :o

7. favourite book: i really love A Series Of Unfortunate Events ! i love the whole entire series 

8. last song i listened to: whore by in this moment

9. last movie i saw: queen & slim ! it was lowkey really good , i recommend it :o

10. muse(s) or inspirations: im pretty inspired by anything, if a cutesy song comes on then im inspired by that or by outfits i see?? i dunno i get inspired by random things :’D

ill tag hmmm @miseryunplugged @thotfrnk @murdrscne (you dont have to do this but ! have fun)

mr bonzos resume so far:

world renowned children's tv star

pro wrestler

freelance hitman for the uk govt

landlord

interpretive lap dancer

There's this boy in my class and honestly he comes out with the weirdest thing

In geography we were given a sheet on why people live near volcanoes and one of the reasons was something like 'they have festivals were they sacrifice objects'. Then this kid just put his hand up and said, 'Isn't that where they yeet kids into a volcano' with a dead serious face.

In history today we were doing about rebellions in 1069 and he asked 'if the king killed himself, would it be treason?'

We were stood outside waiting to go get changed for PE and he made a tinfoil crown and started shouting 'MY NAME IS JESUS'

We had to design a poster on nature in science and he just drew Undertale characters

I'm pretty convinced he's not entirely connected to this reality.

ELDRITCH HORROR TIME

It belongs in a museum,I think