He Is The God On The Sever, No One Can Tell Me I'm Wrong.

I thought of this while listening to soundtracks from a Winnie The Pooh playlist. (I'm not sure if someone had done this already, but I'm still doing it anyways.)

Why must this be so relatable though?

i am only going to say this once:

I. AM. SOFT. I. WANT. A. GIRLFRIEND.

I want to live with her. I want for her to come home from taking pictures and videos of snails and frogs and stuff to the bread I made from scratch for her and she eats it while she shows me pictures of what she found and ultimately named before leaving. I want to have a garden with her with flowers and herbs and vegetables and maybe a lemon tree. I want to run my fingers through her hair while she falls asleep on my chest as I read a book to her. I want to make her tea and toast for breakfast and pasta for supper and I want her to crash my class every now and then and just smile at me from the back of the room. I want to get her a russian blue cat that she names either Chandler or Soapbox. I want to hold her and carry her and marry her and love her and goddammit I will give myself over to her with every fucking cell of my being for the privilege of taking care of her. just,,, fuck i’m soft and i found this girl on tiktok and i watched this one video of hers over and over and i eventually saved it because her being excited makes me so unreasonably happy i couldn’t stop smiling and all i want is to help someone be that kind of soft bouncy happy

Singing for you. 🌻

Sisters. :-)

Orel doesn't seem right. I mean- why would he tell Jesus to shut up? He loves Jesus! So why in the name of God would he do that?

Bloberta your husband slept with your sons gym coach

Clay your wife slept with your sons gym coach

My birthday was actually on October 13. :-)

Sam and Ponk! They're in love! (At least they used to be.)

1830s!

Swiss sisters. 🍓🥣