Ha

wow

Denzel met Randall while Randall was camping out.

So far a start the map locations should be obvious.

They are simply just locations of camps in the area.

Duh.

The various items of apparel are disguises.

Duh.

The knife set is so that the murder weapon can be disposed of.

Duh again.

Denzel worked volunterally with local park staff around this time.

He was responsible for monitoring emergency supply boxes.

These are boxes the size of a lunchbox that contain medical supplies and food rations as well as other obvious survival things like a radio rope and pocket knife for example.

In an emergency these can be used if you're away from camp.

Denzel told staff that food had been taken from these boxes.

Staff said that it happens all the time because people are basically horrible.

While restocking them Denzel did notice someone watching him.

Denzel was able to watch this person without getting caught.

He thought at the time it was odd.

They didn't go to the supply boxes after Denzel had seemingly left.

Denzel said that didn't make any sense at the time.

Surely if they were stealing supplies there was no reason not to.

Denzel reported the guy but the staff did nothing about it.

Turns out that guy was in fact the murderer.

Denzel recalls hearing native American chants on his trip.

Denzel knows native American language from his family.

There's a sort of rule that in certain points in the chant the listener is supposed to respond in a certain way and Denzel out of respect had done so even though at the time he believed he was alone.

Turns out Denzel was actually responding to the recording and the fact that he did so may have saved his life if the killer was actually watching him at that time.

lol

On Tubi, the romcoms you love just keep going.

ha

I heard you like frozen milk

oh wow thanks. that was quite considerate to make this for me. ... XP ack! THIS IS SKIMMED!

nice

the bride and her ugly ass groom......

i'm a man that does dishes

"If your man does the dishes he's gay"

Arnold Schwartzenegger

Sylverter Stallone

Bruce Willis

Wesley Snipes

Denzel Washington

Keanu Reaves

Shaq

Shaft

Mr. T

Chuck Norris

Bruce Lee

Jackie Chan

Chris Rock

Will Smith

Dr. Dre

Tupac

Snoop Dogg

Dwane Johnson

Vin Diesel

Michael Jordan

and here's the best part of all are you ready for this?

that's right

so misogynists... what song do you want played at your funeral?

oh

Um appledash

lol

I mean, I know you can’t hear photos but hear me out

cute

I watched this thing like 20 times

The dichotomy here is insane